Funky Cold Medina [Originally Performed by Tone Loc]-The 80's Allstars

[ti:Funky Cold Medina (Originally Performed by Tone Loc)] [ar:The 80's Allstars] [al:40 - Worlds Greatest 80's Groove Hits - the only 80's Groove album you'll ever need] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Funky Cold Medina [Originally Performed by Tone Loc] - The 80's Allstars [00:21.72]Cold coolin' at a bar and [00:23.91]I'm lookin' for some action [00:25.75]But like mick jagger said [00:27.36]I can't get no satisfaction [00:29.35] [00:29.91]The girls are all around but none [00:32.19]Of them want to get with me [00:33.78]My threds are fresh and [00:34.95]I'm looking def [00:35.58]Yo what's up with L O C [00:37.71]The girls I sawjokin' at [00:39.94]The other end of the bar [00:41.80]Havin' drinks with some no name chump [00:43.92]When they know that I'm the star [00:45.40] [00:45.96]So I got up and strolled over [00:47.85]To the other side of the cantina [00:49.91]I asked the guy why you so fly [00:51.88]He said funky cold medina [00:53.19] [01:01.44]Funky cold medina [01:02.69] [01:10.13]This brother told me a secret [01:12.08]On how to get more chicks [01:14.09]Put a little medina in your glass [01:16.09]And the girls will come real quick [01:17.61] [01:18.20]It's better than any [01:19.19]Alcohol or aphrodisiac [01:22.28]A couple of sips of this love [01:24.02]Potion and she'll be on your lap [01:25.65] [01:26.20]So I gave some to my dog [01:28.11]When he began to beg [01:30.11]Then he licked his bowl [01:31.09]And he looked at me [01:32.24]And did the wild thing on my leg [01:33.72] [01:34.41]He used to scratch and bite me [01:36.33]Before he was much much meaner [01:37.83] [01:38.37]But now all the poodles run to my house [01:40.48]For the funky cold medina [01:41.83] [01:43.48]You know what I'm sayin' [01:45.08]I got every dog in my neighborhood [01:47.00]Breakin' down my door I got [01:49.28]Spuds mckenzie alex from stroh's [01:52.92]They won't leave my dog [01:54.46]Alone with that medina pal [01:55.64] [01:58.82]I went up to this girl she said [02:00.95]Hi my name is sheena [02:02.66]I thought she'd be good to go [02:04.42]With a little funky cold medina [02:06.77]She said I'd like a drink [02:08.41]I said OK I'd go get it [02:10.72]Then a couple of sips she [02:11.82]Sold licked her lips [02:12.82]And I knew that she was with it [02:14.52]So I took her to my crib and [02:16.68]Everything went well as planned [02:18.58]But when she got undressed [02:19.82]It was a big old mess [02:21.01]Sheena was a man [02:21.91] [02:22.66]So I threw him out [02:23.77]I don't fool around [02:24.77]With in oscar meyer weiner [02:26.24] [02:26.75]You must be sure that [02:28.00]Your girl is pure [02:28.88]For the funky cold medina [02:30.18] [02:31.90]You know ain't no playin' with a man [02:35.39] [02:36.06]This is the 80's and [02:37.46]I'm down with the ladies ya know [02:42.23] [02:46.55]Break it down [02:47.26] [03:19.53]Back in the saddle lookin' [03:21.45]For a little affection [03:22.83] [03:23.34]I took a shot as a conteatant [03:25.21]On the love connection [03:26.91] [03:27.49]The audience voted and you [03:29.42]Lnow they picked a winner [03:31.30]I took my date to the hilton [03:33.14]For medina and some dinner [03:34.76] [03:35.51]She had a few drinks I'm [03:37.27]Thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin' [03:38.70] [03:39.50]Instead she started talkin' [03:41.14]About plans for a weddin' [03:43.34]Said wait slow down love not [03:44.98]So fast says I'll be seein' ya [03:47.33]That's why I found [03:48.31]You don't play around [03:49.48]With the funky cold medina [03:50.70] [03:52.53]Ya know what I'm sayin' [03:54.32]That medina's a monster y'all [03:59.07]Funky cold medina