Harper Valley P.T.A.-Leapy Lee

[ti:Harper Valley P.T.A.] [ar:Leapy Lee] [al:Little Arrows] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Harper Valley P.T.A. - Leapy Lee [00:09.14]I want to tell you all the story [00:11.20]Bout a harper valley widowed wife [00:13.80] [00:17.48]Who had a teenage daughter [00:19.01]Who attended harper valley junior high [00:21.80] [00:24.83]Well her daughter came home one afternoon [00:27.18]And didn't even stop to play [00:29.47] [00:32.51]And she said mom i got a note here [00:34.75]From the harper valley pta [00:37.14] [00:40.54]Well the note says mrs johnson [00:42.45]You're wearing your dresses way too high [00:45.24] [00:48.35]It's reported you've been drinkin' [00:50.69]And a runnin' round with men and goin' wild [00:54.47] [00:56.33]And we don't believe you ought to be [00:58.50]A bringin' up your little girl this way [01:00.96] [01:03.93]And it was signed by the secretary [01:06.39]Harper valley pta [01:08.55] [01:11.75]Well it happened that the pta [01:14.05]Was gonna meet that very afternoon [01:16.62] [01:19.53]And they were sure surprised [01:21.03]When mrs johnson wore her miniskirt into the room [01:24.32] [01:27.34]And as she walked up to the blackboard [01:29.55]I can still recall the words she had to say [01:32.21] [01:35.09]She said i'd like to address this meeting [01:37.37]Of the harper valley pta [01:39.74] [01:42.93]Well there's bobby taylor sittin' there [01:45.22]And seven times he asked me for a date [01:47.84] [01:50.64]And mrs taylor sure seems to use a lotta ice [01:53.84]Whenever he's away [01:55.66] [01:58.36]And mr baker can you tell us [02:00.52]Why your secretary had to leave this town [02:03.34] [02:06.16]And shouldn't widow jones be told [02:08.09]To keep her window shades all pulled completely down [02:10.99] [02:14.03]Well mr harper couldn't be here [02:15.88]Cause he stayed too long at kelly's bar again [02:18.91] [02:21.50]And if you'll smell shirley thompson's breath [02:24.10]You'll find she's had a little nip of gin [02:26.72] [02:29.25]And then you have the nerve to tell me [02:31.55]You think that as a mother i'm not fit [02:34.13] [02:37.11]Well this is just a little payton place [02:39.63]And you're all harper valley hypocrites [02:42.24] [02:45.45]No i wouldn't put you on [02:47.01]Because it really did it happened just this way [02:49.66] [02:52.65]That day my mama socked it to the harper valley pta [02:57.39] [03:00.37]That day my mama socked it to the harper valley pta