Never Smile At a Crocodile-Broadway Allstars/Duncan McKenzie

[ti:Never Smile At a Crocodile] [ar:Broadway Allstars/Duncan McKenzie] [al:Absolute Movies] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Never Smile At a Crocodile (永远不要笑一条鳄鱼) - Broadway Allstars/Duncan McKenzie [00:05.03]Never smile at a crocodile [00:08.83]No you can't get friendly with a crocodile [00:13.27]Don't be taken in by his welcome grin [00:17.68]He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin [00:21.94] [00:22.50]Never smile at a crocodile [00:25.96] [00:26.49]Never tip your hat and stop to talk awhile [00:30.82]Never run walk away say good-night not good-day [00:35.43]Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile [00:40.17]You may very well be well bred [00:43.73] [00:44.42]Lots of etiquette in your head [00:48.17] [00:49.22]But there's always some special case time or place [00:54.15]To forget etiquette [00:55.80] [00:56.90]For example [00:57.43] [00:58.25]One positively must not ever wear a pleased expression [01:00.69]On his countenance when confronted [01:02.11]With that large lizard-like amphibious reptile [01:04.77]Who has long jaws armoured skin and webbed feet [01:07.50]Who is known as the crocodile [01:08.96] [01:10.03]It has been discovered that one [01:11.54]Simply cannot cherish an amicably [01:13.39]Or trustworthy relationship [01:14.86]With the aforementioned species [01:16.15] [01:17.27]In addition [01:18.06]It is mandatory that one [01:19.29]Does not become irresistably drawn [01:21.22]Into the heironeous belief [01:22.47]That the latteral open extension [01:23.89]Of his lips means that you are entirely welcome [01:26.48] [01:28.26]It is much more reasonably to assume [01:29.85]He is contemplating [01:31.38]How you would look in a lizard-like suit [01:33.15] [01:34.13]His [01:34.65] [01:35.35]Never smile at a crocodile [01:37.17]Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile [01:39.35]Never run walk away say good-night not good-day [01:41.49]Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile