Merry Christmas from the Family-Holiday Country Heroes

[ti:Merry Christmas from the Family] [ar:Holiday Country Heroes] [al:A Southern Fried Christmas] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Merry Christmas from the Family (来自家庭的圣诞快乐) - Holiday Country Heroes [00:21.34]Mom got drunk and dad got drunk at our christmas party [00:27.98] [00:29.67]We was drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog [00:36.34] [00:38.16]Little sister brought her new boyfriend [00:41.12] [00:42.14]He was a mexican [00:45.25] [00:46.16]We didn't know what to think of him until he sang [00:51.01]Feliz navidad feliz navidad [00:56.94] [01:03.08]Brother ken brought his kids with him [01:06.01] [01:07.17]The three from his first wife lynn [01:10.36] [01:11.41]And the two identical twins from his second wife mary nell [01:18.89] [01:19.62]Of course he brought his new wife kay [01:22.88] [01:23.88]Who talks all about aa [01:26.96] [01:28.13]Chainsmoking while the stereo plays noel noel [01:34.68]The first noel [01:37.05] [01:44.87]Carve the turkey [01:45.96]Turn the ball game on [01:47.90] [01:48.70]It's margaritas when the eggnog's gone [01:51.95] [01:53.14]Send somebody to the quickpak store [01:56.35] [01:57.08]We need some ice and an extension cord [02:00.25] [02:01.22]A bag of lemons and some diet rites [02:04.71] [02:05.44]A box of tampons some marlboro lights [02:08.90] [02:09.91]Hallelujah everybody say cheese [02:12.98]Merry christmas from the family [02:19.07] [02:26.56]Fred and rita drove from harlingen [02:29.78] [02:30.46]I can't remember how i'm kin to them [02:33.91] [02:34.58]But when they tried to plug their motor home in [02:38.09]They blew our christmas lights [02:42.29] [02:43.29]Cousing david knew just what went wrong [02:46.43] [02:47.45]We all waited out on our front lawn [02:50.51] [02:51.43]He threw a breaker and the lights came on [02:54.55]And we sang silent night silent night oh holy night [03:05.30] [03:08.24]Carve the turkey turn the ball game on [03:11.37] [03:12.29]Make bloody mary's [03:13.53]Cause we all want one [03:15.39] [03:16.52]Send somebody to the stop and go [03:19.75] [03:20.66]We need some celery and a can of fake snow [03:23.77] [03:24.79]A bag of lemons and some diet rites [03:28.18] [03:28.90]A box of midol some salem lights [03:32.48] [03:33.38]Halleluja everybody say cheese [03:36.52]Merry christmas from the family [03:45.25] [03:48.48]Feliz navidad