Funky Cold Medina-Mastercuts Collective

[ti:Funky Cold Medina] [ar:The Eighty Group] [al:Los no. 1 de los 80'S (1989)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Funky Cold Medina - Mastercuts Collective [00:21.75]Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action [00:25.88]But like Mike Jagger said 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction' [00:30.00]The girls are all around but none of them wanna get with me [00:33.89]My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def yo what's up with L O C [00:37.91]The girls all jockin' at the other end of the bar [00:41.95]Havin' drinks with some no-name chump [00:43.96]When they know that I'm the star [00:45.91]So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina [00:49.32] [00:49.92]I asked the guy why you so fly He said Funky Cold Medina [00:52.56] [01:01.62]Funky Cold Medina [01:10.25]This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks [01:13.33] [01:14.29]Put a little Medina in your glass and the girls'll come real quick [01:18.33]It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac [01:22.44]A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap [01:26.16]So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg [01:30.11]Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me [01:32.39]And did the wild thing on my leg [01:34.52]He used to scratch and bite me before he was much much meaner [01:38.49]But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina [01:43.52]You know what I'm sayin' [01:45.25]I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down' my door [01:47.70] [01:48.94]I got Spuds McKenzie Alex from Stroh's [01:52.91]They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina pal [01:54.99] [01:58.82]I went up to this girl she said Hi my name is Sheena [02:01.74] [02:02.72]I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina [02:05.52] [02:06.71]She said I'd like a drink I said Ehm ok I'll go get it [02:10.71]Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips [02:12.86]And I knew that she was with it [02:14.60]So I took her to my crib and everything went well as planned [02:18.34]But when she got undressed it was a big old mess Sheena was a man [02:22.81]So I threw him out I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener [02:25.74] [02:27.10]You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina [02:30.96] [02:31.92]You know ain't no plans with a man [02:36.05]This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies [02:40.02] [02:46.57]Break it down [03:03.36] [03:19.57]Back in the saddle lookin' for a little affection [03:22.46] [03:23.40]I took a shot as a contestant on 'The Love Connection' [03:25.83] [03:27.59]The audience voted and you know they picked a winner [03:31.48]I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner [03:35.55]She had a few drinks I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin' [03:38.37] [03:39.48]Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin' [03:43.38]I said wait slow down love not so fast says I'll be seein' ya [03:47.42]That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina [03:52.52]Ya know what I'm sayin' [03:54.65]That Medina's a monster y'all [03:59.09]Funky Cold Medina