The Chicken Song-The Karaoke Little Band

[ti:The Chicken Song] [ar:The Crazy Little Band] [al:Happy Songs Vol.2] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Chicken Song (小鸡之歌) - The Karaoke Little Band [00:04.84]Written by：Grant Robert/Naylor Doug/Pope Philip Robert Justin [00:09.68]It's the time of year [00:11.71]Now that Spring is in the air [00:13.91]When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair [00:18.12]Make another song for moronic holidays [00:22.28]That nauseate-ate-ates [00:23.76] [00:24.46]In a million different ways [00:26.67]From the shores of Spain [00:28.56]To the coast of Southern France [00:30.69]No matter where you hide [00:32.82]You just can't escape this dance [00:34.81] [00:35.62]Hold a chicken in the air [00:39.29]Stick a deckchair up your nose [00:41.52]Buy a jumbo jet [00:43.40]And then bury all your clothes [00:45.81]Paint your left knee green [00:47.79]Then extract your wisdom teeth [00:49.91]Form a string quartet [00:51.91]And pretend your name is Keith [00:55.96] [00:56.87]Skin yourself alive [01:00.06] [01:00.59]Learn to speak Arapahoe [01:02.82]Climb inside a dog [01:04.33] [01:04.85]And behead an eskimo [01:07.03]Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears [01:11.34]Casserole your gran [01:12.88] [01:13.40]Disembowel yourself with spears [01:17.13] [01:20.28]The disco is vibrating [01:22.16]The sound is loud and grating [01:23.85] [01:24.41]It's truly nauseating [01:26.42]Let's do the dance again [01:28.14] [01:28.91]Hold a chicken in the air [01:32.71]Stick a deckchair up your nose [01:34.82]Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos [01:39.17]And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars [01:43.28]You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars [01:49.32] [01:50.14]Skin yourself alive [01:53.86]Learn to speak Arapahoe [01:56.06]Climb inside a dog [01:58.05]And behead an eskimo [02:00.23]Now you've heard it once [02:02.16]Your brain will spring a leak [02:04.36]And though you hate this song [02:06.54]You'll be humming it for weeks [02:10.65] [02:11.65]Hold a chicken in the air [02:15.11]Stick a deckchair up your nose [02:17.38]Buy a jumbo jet [02:19.26]And then bury all your clothes [02:21.63]La la la la la [02:23.55]La la la la la la la [02:25.89]La la la la la [02:27.34] [02:27.97]La la la la la la laaaaaaa [02:32.07] [02:34.50]It's the time of year [02:36.41]Now that spring is in the air [02:38.61]When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair [02:43.08]Make another song for moronic holidays [02:46.98]That nauseate-ate-ates [02:49.18]In a million different ways [02:51.40]From the shores of Spain [02:52.93] [02:53.46]To the coast of Southern France [02:55.53]No matter where you hide [02:57.66]You just can't escape this dance [02:59.49] [03:00.44]Hold a chicken in the air [03:04.02]Stick a deckchair up your nose [03:06.25]Buy a jumbo jet [03:08.23]And then bury all your clothes [03:10.47]Paint your left knee green [03:12.57]Then extract your wisdom teeth [03:14.70]Form a string quartet [03:16.93]And pretend your name is Keith [03:20.50] [03:21.63]Skin yourself alive [03:24.90] [03:25.41]Learn to speak Arapahoe [03:27.09] [03:27.60]Climb inside a dog [03:29.58]And behead an eskimo [03:31.91]Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears [03:36.13]Casserole your gran [03:37.68] [03:38.21]Disembowel yourself with spears [03:41.79] [03:45.14]The disco is vibrating [03:47.06]The sound is loud and grating [03:48.72] [03:49.23]It's truly nauseating [03:51.22]Let's do the dance again [03:52.87] [03:53.61]Hold a chicken in the air [03:57.33]Stick a deckchair up your nose [03:59.57]Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos [04:03.75]And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars [04:07.91]You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars [04:14.90]Skin yourself alive [04:18.63]Learn to speak Arapahoe [04:20.94]Climb inside a dog [04:22.78]And behead an eskimo [04:25.18]Now you've heard it once [04:27.05]Your brain will spring a leak [04:29.13]And though you hate this song [04:31.31]You'll be humming it for weeks [04:35.33] [04:36.30]Hold a chicken in the air [04:39.93]Stick a deckchair up your nose [04:42.10]Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos [04:46.37]And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars [04:50.56]You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars [04:56.73] [04:57.45]Skin yourself alive [05:01.19]Learn to speak Arapahoe [05:02.84] [05:03.35]Climb inside a dog [05:05.28]And behead an eskimo [05:07.12] [05:07.64]Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears [05:11.98]Casserole your gran [05:14.01]Disembowel yourself with spears [05:18.19] [05:20.85]The disco is vibrating [05:22.81]The sound is loud and grating [05:24.44] [05:24.97]It's truly nauseating [05:27.02]Let's do the dance again [05:28.79] [05:29.34]Hold a chicken in the air [05:33.12]Stick a deckchair up your nose [05:35.31]Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos [05:39.03] [05:39.58]And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars [05:43.75]You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars [05:49.64] [05:50.73]Skin yourself alive [05:54.43]Learn to speak Arapahoe [05:56.14] [05:56.66]Climb inside a dog [05:58.53]And behead an eskimo [06:00.31] [06:00.83]Now you've heard it once [06:02.82]Your brain will spring a leak [06:04.88]And though you hate this song [06:07.08]You'll be humming it for weeks [06:11.25] [06:12.11]Hold a chicken in the air [06:15.73]Stick a deckchair up your nose [06:17.88]Buy a jumbo jet [06:19.92]And then bury all your clothes [06:22.24]La la la la la [06:24.27]La la la la la la la [06:26.41]La la la la la [06:27.86] [06:28.47]La la la la la la laaaaaaa [06:33.39]Hold a chicken in the air [06:37.02]Stick a deckchair up your nose [06:39.18]Buy a jumbo jet [06:41.20]And then bury all your clothes [06:43.43]La la la la la [06:45.36]La la la la la la la [06:47.63]La la la la la [06:49.19] [06:49.79]La la la la la la laaaaaaa