Funky Cold Medina-Dash of Honey

[ti:Funky Cold Medina] [ar:Hit Crew Masters] [al:Phat Hip-Hop/Rap Hits, Vol. 8] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Funky Cold Medina - Dash of Honey [00:57.83]I dig it [00:58.49] [01:01.97]Go cooling at a bar [01:03.20] [01:03.71]And I'm looking for some action [01:05.11] [01:05.65]But like Mick Jagger said [01:07.28]I can't get no satisfaction [01:08.50] [01:09.40]The girls are all around [01:10.57] [01:11.18]But none of them wanna get wit' me [01:13.15]My threads are fresh and I'm lookin deaf [01:15.13]Yo what's up with L-O-C [01:16.94]The girls are all jocking [01:18.61]At the other end of the bar [01:20.48]Drinking with some no name chump [01:22.41]When they know that I'm the star [01:24.24]So I got up and strolled over [01:26.12]To the other side of the cantina [01:27.94]I asked the guy why you so fly [01:29.98]He said funky cold medina [01:31.71] [01:46.63]This brother told me a secret [01:48.46]On how to get more chicks [01:50.25]Put a little medina in your glass [01:52.23]And the girls'll come real quick [01:54.00]It's better than any alcohol [01:55.56]Or aprhodisiac [01:56.57] [01:57.76]A couple of sips of this love potion [01:59.78]And she'll be on your lap [02:01.47]So I gave some to my dog [02:03.30]When he began to beg [02:04.50] [02:05.10]And then he licked his bowl [02:06.79]And he looked at me [02:07.71]And did the wild thing on my leg [02:09.46]He used to scratch and bite me [02:10.91]Before he was much much meaner [02:12.82]But now all the poodles run to my house [02:14.62]For the funky cold medina [02:16.65] [02:17.35]Y'know what I'm saying [02:18.22] [02:19.12]I got every dog in my neighborhood [02:20.78]Breaking down my door [02:21.58] [02:22.38]I got Spuds McKenzie [02:24.10]Alex from Stroughs [02:25.27]They won't leave my dog alone [02:26.71]With that Medina pal [02:27.59] [02:31.40]I went up to this girl [02:32.90]She said ＂Hi my name is Sheena＂ [02:34.98]I'd thought she'd be good to go [02:36.65]With a little funky cold medina [02:38.56]She said ＂I'd like a drink＂ [02:40.20]I said hmm OK I'll go get it [02:42.50]And then a couple of sips [02:43.67]She cold licked her lips [02:44.64]And I knew that she was wit' it [02:46.40]So I took her to my crib [02:47.66]Everything went as well as planned [02:49.95]But when she got undressed [02:50.86]It was a big ol' mess [02:51.92]Sheena was a man [02:52.96] [02:53.54]So I threw him out [02:54.74]I don't fool around [02:55.44]With no Oscar Mayer Weiner [02:56.73] [02:57.31]You must be sure you're girl is pure [02:59.12]For the funky cold medina [03:00.80] [03:02.06]Y'know it's a plan what a man [03:04.77] [03:05.49]This is the eighties [03:06.39]Loc is down the ladies [03:07.69] [03:45.95]Black in the saddle [03:47.06] [03:47.71]Lookin' for a affection [03:49.43]I took a shot as a contestant [03:51.17]On the Love Connection [03:52.36] [03:53.32]The audience guess voted [03:54.87]And y'know they picked a winner [03:56.44] [03:56.95]I took my date to the Hilton [03:58.69]For medina and some dinner [04:00.12] [04:00.69]She had a few drinks [04:02.27]I'm thinking soon what I'll be getting [04:04.19]When she started talking about [04:05.66] [04:06.36]Plans for our wedding [04:07.95]I said "Wait slow down love not so fast says I'll be seein' ya" [04:12.13]That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina [04:15.03] [04:17.06]Ya know what I'm sayin' [04:18.77]That Medina's a monster y'all [04:19.99] [04:21.92]Funky cold medina