Click Go the Shears-The LeGarde Twins

Click go the shears boys click click click Wide is his blow and his hands move quick The ringer looks around and is beaten by a blow And curses the old snagger with the bare-bellied joe Out on the board the old shearer stands Grasping his shears in his thin bony hands Fixed is his eye on a bare-bellied joe Glory if he gets her won't he make the ringer go Click go the shears boys click click click Wide is his blow and his hands move quick The ringer looks around and is beaten by a blow And curses the old snagger with the bare-bellied joe In the middle of the floor in his cane-bottomed chair Sits the boss of the board with his eyes everywhere Notes well each fleece as it comes to the screen Paying strict attention that it's taken off clean Click go the shears boys click click click Wide is his blow and his hands move quick The ringer looks around and is beaten by a blow And curses the old snagger with the bare-bellied joe The tar-boy is there waiting in demand With his blackened tar-pot in his tarry hand Spies one old sheep with a cut upon its back Hears what he's waiting for it's "Tar here Jack " Click go the shears boys click click click Wide is his blow and his hands move quick The ringer looks around and is beaten by a blow And curses the old snagger with the bare-bellied joe The colonial experience man he is there of course With his shiny leggin's on just got off his horse Gazes all around him like a real connoisseur Scented soap and brilliantine and smelling like a w***e Click go the shears boys click click click Wide is his blow and his hands move quick The ringer looks around and is beaten by a blow And curses the old snagger with the bare-bellied joe Now the shearing is all over we've all got our cheques So roll up your swags and it's off down the track The first pub we come to it's there we'll have a spree And everyone that comes along it's "Have a drink with me " Click go the shears boys click click click Wide is his blow and his hands move quick The ringer looks around and is beaten by a blow And curses the old snagger with the bare-bellied joe There we leave him standing shouting for all hands Whilst all around him every "shouter" stands His eye is on the keg which now is lowering fast He works hard he drinks hard and goes to hell at last