Anything Goes-Chris Connor

Times have changed, And we've ofter rewound the clock Since the puritans got a shock When they landed on Plymouth rock If today any shock they might try to stem 'Stead of landing of plymouth rock Plymouth rock would land on them. In olden days a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shocking But now God knows Anything goes Good authors to Who once knew better words Now only use four letter words Writing prose Anyhting goes If driving fast cars you like If low bars you like If old hymns you like If bare limbs you like If Mae West you like Or me undressed you like Why nobody will oppose When every night The set thats smart Is intruding on nudist parties In studios Anything goes When Mrs. Ned McClean God bless her Can get Russian reds to yes her Than I suppose Anything goes When Rockafeller still can hoard Enough money to let Max Gordon Produce his shows Anything goes The world has gone mad today And good's bad today And black's white today And days night today And that gent today You gave a cent today Once owned several chÃ?¢teaux When folks Who still can ride in Jitney's Find out Vanderbilts and Whitney's Lack baby clo'es Anything goes When Sam Goldwyn Can with great conviction Instruct Anna Sten in diction Than Anna shows Anything goes When you hear that Lady Mendl standing up Now turns a handspring landing up- On her toes Anything goes Just think of those shocks you've got And those knocks you've got And those blues you've got From those news you've got And those pains you've got (if any brains you've got) From those little radios So Mrs. R. With all her trimmin's Can broadcast a bed from Simmon's Cause Franklin knows Anything goes