St. George And The Dragonet-Stan Freberg

[ti:St. George And The Dragonet] [ar:Stan Freberg] [al:Point Of Order] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]St. George And The Dragonet - Stan Freberg [00:08.02]The legend you are about to hear is true [00:09.68] [00:10.47]Only the needle should be [00:11.37]Changed to protect the record [00:12.66] [00:20.72]This is the countryside [00:21.63] [00:22.42]My name is St George [00:23.38] [00:23.94]I'm a knight [00:24.45] [00:25.18]Saturday July 10th 8:05 pm [00:27.24]I was working out of the [00:28.08]Castle on the nightwatch [00:28.63]When a call came in from the Chief [00:29.80] [00:30.50]A dragon had been devouring maidens [00:32.01]Homicide [00:32.36] [00:33.32]My job slay him [00:34.84] [00:39.47]You call me Chief [00:40.55]Yes the dragon again devouring maidens [00:42.26]The King's daughter may be next [00:43.47]Mmm hmm [00:43.84]You got a lead [00:44.57]Oh nothing much to go on [00:45.65]Say did you take that 45 automatic [00:46.98]Into the lab to have them check on it [00:48.61]Yeah you were right [00:50.40]I was right [00:50.99]Yeah It was a gun [00:52.27] [00:55.68]8:22 pm I talked to one of the maidens [00:57.54]Who had almost been devoured [00:58.41] [01:00.74]Could I talk to you Ma'am [01:01.97]Who are you [01:02.65]I'm St George Ma'am [01:03.61]Homicide Ma'am [01:04.49]Want to ask you a few questions Ma'am [01:05.85]I understand you were [01:06.64]Almost devoured by the Ma'am [01:07.67]Is that right dragon [01:08.59]It was terrible [01:09.20]He breathed fire on me [01:11.34]He burned me already [01:12.66] [01:13.46]How can I be sure of that Ma'am [01:15.16]Believe me [01:15.61]I got it straight from the dragon's mouth [01:16.98] [01:21.16]11:45 pm [01:21.78] [01:22.30]I rode over the King's Highway [01:23.57]I saw a man [01:24.30]Stopped to talk to him [01:25.36] [01:26.64]Pardon me Sir [01:27.13]Could I talk to you for just a minute Sir [01:28.65]Sure I don't mind [01:29.57]What do you do for a living [01:30.97]I'm a knave [01:31.70]Didn't I pick you up on a 903 [01:33.76]Last year for stealing tarts [01:34.61]Yeah so what [01:35.87]Do you wanna make a federal case out of it [01:37.56]No Sir [01:37.96]We heard there was a dragon [01:39.16]Operating in this neighborhood [01:39.78]We just want to know if you've seen him [01:41.18]Sure I've seen him [01:42.26]Mmm hmm [01:43.11]Could you describe him for me [01:44.17]What's to describe [01:45.23]You see one dragon you seen 'em all [01:46.89]Would you try to remember Sir [01:48.58]Just for the record [01:49.22]We just want to get the facts Sir [01:50.45]Well he was you know [01:51.51]He had orange polka dots [01:52.82]Yes Sir [01:53.49]Purple feet breathing fire and smoke [01:55.76]Mmm hmm [01:56.09]And one big bloodshot eye [01:57.22]Right in the middle of his forehead and [01:58.63]Uh like that [02:00.26] [02:00.78]Notice anything unusual about him [02:01.86]No he's just your run of the [02:03.59]Mill dragon you know [02:04.32]Mmm hmm [02:04.73]Yes Sir [02:05.10]You can go now [02:05.81]Hey by the way how you gonna catch him [02:07.35]I thought you'd never ask [02:08.72]A Dragonet [02:09.34] [02:14.61]3:05 pm [02:15.50]I was riding back into the courtyard [02:16.66]To make my report to the lab [02:17.80]Then it happened [02:18.45] [02:22.88]It was the dragon [02:23.56]Hey I'm the fire breathin' Dragon [02:25.85] [02:26.93]You must be St George right [02:28.79]Yes Sir [02:29.17]I can see you got one of them new [02:30.79]45 caliber swords [02:31.51] [02:32.22]That's about the size of it [02:33.39]Ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:35.95]You slay me [02:37.60]That's what I wanted to talk to you about [02:39.13]What do you mean [02:39.96] [02:40.93]I'm taking you in on a 502 [02:42.31]You figure it out [02:43.44]What's the charge [02:44.13] [02:45.07]Devouring maidens out of season [02:46.17]Out of season [02:47.42]You'll never pin that rap on me [02:49.05]Do you hear me cop [02:50.63]Yeah I hear you [02:51.94]I got you on a 412 too [02:53.41]A 412 [02:54.10] [02:54.90]What's a 412 [02:56.29] [02:57.16]Over acting Let's go [02:58.67] [03:03.22]On September the 5th the Dragon [03:04.73]Was tried and convicted [03:05.50]His fire was put out and his maiden [03:07.55]Devouring license revoked [03:08.29] [03:08.95]Maiden devouring out of season is punishable [03:10.71]By a term of not less than 50 [03:12.42]Or more than 300 years