Uncle Walter-Ben Folds Five

[ti:Uncle Walter] [ar:Ben Folds Five] [al:Live] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.02]Uncle Walter - Ben Folds Five [00:02.54]Written by：Ben Folds [00:03.70] [00:14.12]Your Uncle Walter's going on and on [00:16.70] [00:17.25]'Bout everything he's seen and done [00:19.22] [00:20.53]The voice of 50 years experience [00:23.14] [00:23.66]He's drunk watching the television [00:25.74]You know he's been around the world [00:28.58]Last night he flew to Baghdad [00:30.03]In his magical armchair [00:31.70] [00:32.57]Cigarettes and six pack [00:34.76]Yeah he just got back [00:36.86]The spit's flying everywhere [00:39.02]Hey hey hey hey your Uncle Walter's going on and on [00:42.89]Back so late where did you go that you were gone so long [00:46.03]How could you leave me here so long [00:48.68]With Uncle Walter right [00:51.25] [00:58.47]Your Uncle Walter saw who fired the shots [01:01.16]He drove his chair in the cavalcade [01:03.11] [01:04.73]He's flown from south Africa [01:06.37]To countries where [01:07.68]They beat themselves on the backs with chains [01:10.31]Where was a battleships [01:12.69]And one reclining chair [01:14.40]Headed north on the Arabian sea [01:16.67]Now he's back to he'll tell us what [01:18.95]He and his oldest boy Blair [01:20.76] [01:21.31]They're getting rich with a mail order scheme [01:23.91]Oh oh oh [01:24.76]Your Uncle Walter's going on and on [01:27.02]Back so late [01:28.03]Where did you go that you were gone so long [01:30.38]Could you leave me here [01:32.04]So long with Uncle Walter [01:34.64] [01:36.22]Your Uncle Walter told me [01:37.74]Everything he'd do if he were president [01:39.75] [01:42.19]Now what a perfect world [01:43.87]This world would be [01:45.40] [01:46.49]If he were president now [01:49.23] [01:49.78]But he's not [01:50.57] [02:02.59]And he sees the children smoking pot [02:05.25] [02:05.76]He knows that in a moment they'll be [02:07.77]Shooting up heroin [02:09.64]Teardrops in his armchair [02:11.28] [02:12.40]A fifty minute lecture [02:14.09]Tobacco juice rolling down his chin [02:15.89] [02:17.52]Your Uncle Walter's going on and on [02:19.83]Back so late [02:20.88]Where did you go that you were gone so long [02:23.14]How could you leave me here [02:24.91]So long with Uncle Walter