Bad Sex-Taryn Southern

Have you ever really ever had really bad sex? You regretting it all before it even begin He smell bad, you feel sad, you wonder where his dick has been And you pray he come fast like Kilimanjaro, hoping your vagina won’t hit you tomorrow You wanna stop but he’s on top so you just push through the sexual sorrow Last night I had sex with a motherf**king compass Searching for my g spot like he’s Christopher Columbus It took him 15 minutes just to found my south pole Frankly I’m amazed he stuck it in the right hole Last night I had sex and it lasted way too long Now I know why there ain’t a … off that guy’s dong I guess you can’t transform a lemon into a lemonade I don’t feel mislead I just feel mislaid Last night I had sex and he wouldn’t stop grinning He must love Charlie Sheen cause kept screaming I’m winning He was moving up on me like a Siamese twin I’ll never let him put his dick in my box again I just had sex and it was so bad I’m glad that it’s over cause the bad sex is so bad Yeah just had bad sex I just had sex and it was so bad A waste of my time, that’s how about the sex I had Was just a giant waste of my time Last night I had sex with a really good speller Making letter on my chochy like I’m yelling f**king kill her If I was the bread he was the sloppy jo, yo All of his moves just had to go so go yo Last night I had sex and it was so freaking boring He didn’t even nodes when I started snoring It was more depressing than a book by Robert frost I swear the sh*t ain’t worthy, opportunity cost Last night I had sex including way to be done So I started multitasking just to make it more fun While he was feeling up my rackses, I finished my taxes Now I think that it’s time for me to relax in Yes one motherf**ker, I just had bad sex The guy was making faces like a kid with tourrete’s I already feel bad for this dude’s future wife This sex was the worst 30 seconds of my whole life I just had sex and it was so bad I’m glad that it’s over cause the bad sex is so bad Yeah just had bad sex I just had sex and it was so bad A waste of my time, that’s how about the sex I had Was just a giant waste of my time Whoever knew that sex could be bad What’s wrong with this picture it makes me feel sad I’ll never have to deal with bad sex again If only I was a lesbian! I just had sex and it was so bad I’m glad that it’s over cause the bad sex is so bad Yeah just had bad sex I just had sex and it was so bad A waste of my time, that’s how about the sex I had Was just a giant waste of my time.