The King's New Clothes (From "Hans Christian Andersen")-Danny Kaye/Howard Keel

[ti:The King's New Clothes] [ar:Danny Kaye] [al:Danny Kaye Selected Favorites ] [offset:0] [00:00.45]The King's New Clothes (From "Hans Christian Andersen") - Danny Kaye/Howard Keel [00:08.64]Now there was once a king who was absolutely insane [00:10.89]About new clothes and one day, [00:12.45] [00:13.39]Two swindlers came to [00:14.95]Sell him what they said was a magic suit of clothes. [00:16.84] [00:17.46]Now, they held up this particular garment and they [00:20.84]Said, "Your Majesty, this is a magic suit." Well, the [00:24.28] [00:24.96]Truth of the matter is, there was no suit there at all. [00:27.98] [00:28.98]But the swindlers were very smart, and they said, [00:31.73]"YourMajesty, to a wise man this is a beautiful raiment but [00:35.73]To a fool it is absolutely invisible." [00:38.48] [00:39.29]Naturally, theKing not wanting to appear a fool, [00:42.86] [00:43.54]Said,"Isn't it grand! Isn't it fine! Look at the cut, [00:46.67]The style, the line! [00:47.98]The suit of clothes is all together [00:49.80]But all together it's all together [00:51.23]The most remarkable suit of clothes that I have ever seen. [00:54.42]These eyes of mine at once determined [00:56.73]The sleeves are velvet, the cape is ermine [00:58.61]The hose are blue and the doublet is a lovely shade of [01:01.05]Green. [01:01.42] [01:01.92]Somebody send for the Queen." [01:03.66] [01:05.85]Well they sent for the Queen and they quickly explained [01:08.35]To her about the magic suit of clothes. And naturally, [01:11.47]The Queen not wanting to appear a fool, said, [01:14.85] [01:15.66]"Well, isn't it oh! Isn't it rich! Look at the charm of [01:19.10]Every stitch! [01:19.60]The suit of clothes is all together [01:21.69]But all together it's all together [01:23.31]The most remarkable suit of clothes that I have ever [01:25.81]Seen. [01:26.56] [01:27.38]These eyes of mine at once determined [01:29.56]The sleeves are velvet, the cape is ermine [01:31.69]The hose are blue and the doublet is a lovely shade of [01:34.00]Green. [01:34.56]Summon the court to convene." [01:36.38]Well the court convened, and you never saw in your life [01:39.94] [01:40.44]As many people as were at that court. All the [01:44.50]Ambassadors, the dukes, the earls, the counts, it was [01:47.72]Just black with people, and they were all told about [01:51.10] [01:51.91]The magic suit of clothes. And after they were told [01:54.16] [01:55.04]They naturally didn't want to appear fools and they [01:56.79]Said, [01:57.85]"Isn't it ohhh! Isn't it ahhh! Isn't it absolutely [02:00.16]Wheee(whistle sound)! [02:01.97]The suit of clothes is all together [02:03.66]But all together it's all together [02:05.22]The most remarkable suit of clothes a tailor ever made. [02:07.54] [02:08.16]Now quickly, put it all together [02:10.79]With gloves of leather and hat and feather [02:12.73]It's all together the thing to wear in Saturday's [02:14.60]Parade. [02:15.23] [02:15.98]Leading the royal brigade." [02:17.06] [02:19.56]Now Saturday came and the streets were just lined with [02:23.19]Thousands, and thousands, and thousands of people, and [02:28.69]They all were cheering as the artillery came by, the [02:31.19]Infantry marched by, the cavalry galloped by. And [02:35.13]Everybody was cheering like mad, except one little boy. [02:37.75] [02:39.63]You see, he hadn't heard about the magic suit and [02:43.57] [02:44.13]Didn't know what he was supposed to see. Well, as the [02:47.75]King came by the little boy looked and, horrified, [02:52.57]Said, [02:53.01] [02:55.01]"Look at the King! Look at the the King! Look at the [02:57.13]King, the King, the King! [02:58.69]The King is in the all together [03:00.63]But all together the all together [03:02.16]He's all together as naked as the day that he was born. [03:04.78] [03:05.72]The King is in the all together [03:07.41]But all together the all together [03:08.66]It's all together the very least the King has ever [03:11.47]Worn." [03:12.16] [03:12.72]All the courts positioned to call an intermission [03:15.16] [03:16.13]His majesty is wide open to ridicule and scorn [03:19.14] [03:19.77]The King is in the all together [03:21.83]But all together the all together [03:23.33]He's all together as naked as the day that he was born.