Party Instructions-Methods of Mayhem

[ti:Party Instructions] [ar:Methods of Mayhem] [al:A Public Disservice Announcement (Special Edition)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Party Instructions - Methods of Mayhem [00:32.67]Hello kiddies do you want to party with me [00:36.23]Excellent let's play follow my party instructions [00:41.03] [00:42.87]Step NO.1 let's get high [00:46.68] [00:50.92]Do you have a funny cigarette good [00:53.72]Then do not forget to share your funny cigarette [00:56.37]With the person next to you [00:58.27] [01:00.07]Puff puff pass puff puff pass oh yes [01:09.27] [01:12.12]Your on your way to becoming a real party animal [01:14.97] [01:16.23]Have you heard of bong hits [01:18.49] [01:19.57]In order to do a bong hit you must have a bong [01:22.77] [01:23.27]Ants in my pants party like a rockstar [01:27.76]Put on my stunner shades [01:30.06]You can see me from a far [01:32.52]Take another shot and another shot [01:35.82]And another shot show me what you got [01:39.30] [01:43.90]Step NO.2 [01:45.65] [01:46.48]You must swallow large quantities of alcohol [01:49.91]Where's the goddamn Jagermiester bitch [01:52.38] [01:53.12]It must be chilled to perfection [01:55.44]Difficult in a parking lot I know [01:57.99]But it must be done the way [01:59.58] [02:00.60]Preferred method is [02:02.29]To tilt your head back with mouth open wide [02:05.36]While a friend pours 1.5 ounces of the [02:08.67]Chilled elixir down your throat [02:10.60]This is known as a jigger [02:12.69]Not Jay-Z [02:13.95] [02:16.55]Can you taste the deer [02:18.02] [02:21.00]Ants in my pants party like a rockstar [02:25.41]Put on my stunner shades [02:27.72]You can see me from a far [02:30.12]Take another shot and another shot [02:33.46]And another shot show me what you got [02:36.85] [02:55.11]Step NO.J3 [02:57.56]Beer may be consumed several ways [03:01.60] [03:02.55]Can bottle frosty mug [03:05.99] [03:06.91]Can bottle frosty mug [03:10.59] [03:11.72]If the room starts to spin [03:14.08]You are doing this correctly [03:15.97] [03:16.68]Congratulations now that your drunk [03:19.75] [03:20.27]And stoned the girl next to you [03:22.87]Is looking better and better and better [03:26.18] [03:27.14]And better [03:27.43] [03:28.00]And better [03:28.43] [03:29.15]And better [03:29.58] [03:30.35]And better [03:30.77] [03:31.42]And better [03:31.90] [03:32.59]And better [03:33.04] [03:33.72]Better [03:35.25]And better [03:36.07]And better [03:36.54] [03:37.30]And better [03:37.73] [03:38.47]And better [03:38.87] [03:39.70]And better [03:40.15] [03:40.94]And better [03:42.07]And better