No Moleste-Tig Notaro

[ti:No Moleste] [ar:Tig Notaro] [al:Good One] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.58]I did some shows in Mexico [00:02.71] [00:03.33]And like everywhere I go as soon as [00:05.18]I checked into my hotel room [00:06.98]I immediately hang the [00:08.54]Do not disturb [00:09.25]Sign on mu door [00:10.28] [00:11.36]Or for the Spanish speaking [00:12.72] [00:13.83]No moleste [00:14.47] [00:18.01]That was kind of a creepy feeling [00:20.95] [00:22.38]Hanging that on my door before bed [00:24.08] [00:34.13]Nope No moleste [00:37.05] [00:38.83]Not tonight [00:39.51] [00:40.88]Try a couple of doors down [00:42.04] [00:44.35]And actually after [00:44.92]I did that joke in Omaha [00:46.38] [00:47.84]This guy came up to me [00:49.11] [00:50.54]And it's like Just so you know [00:52.35]I'm a Spanish interpreter and moleste means to bother [00:58.13] [01:03.50]Yeah I know No moleste [01:09.03] [01:15.65]So he thought [01:16.70] [01:17.49]That I thought there were sexual predators [01:20.74] [01:22.08]Running up and down the hall [01:23.76] [01:25.35]Of the resort where I was staying [01:26.90] [01:27.79]And all the management decided to do [01:30.50] [01:35.02]Instead of springing for some security [01:38.60] [01:40.92]Was just to run down to the local Kinkos [01:42.76] [01:43.96]And run of some shouthy low rent signs [01:47.34] [01:48.29]That just said No moleste [01:51.38] [01:55.22]So like you're in your room at night [01:56.56]Someone's banging at the door [01:57.81] [01:58.54]Trying to beat the door down [02:01.47] [02:02.16]And you're like No moleste [02:07.74] [02:08.78]And he's like [02:09.42] [02:10.08]Oh sorry sight was turned the wrong way [02:15.83] [02:17.47]It said Si moleste [02:18.89] [02:22.80]Oh ok cool could you just turn [02:24.16]That around for me quickly [02:25.75] [02:45.42]No Moleste - Tig Notaro