The House That Broke Me-Cledus T. Judd

[ti:The House That Broke Me] [ar:Cledus T. Judd] [al:Parodyziac!!] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The House That Broke Me - Cledus T. Judd [00:18.48]The new owners said [00:20.10] [00:20.63]Don't come back again [00:21.80] [00:24.22]But sir, this is where I'll spend my last dime [00:27.83] [00:30.58]Fannie Mae swore this would never happen [00:33.63] [00:36.45]Then I came home to that foreclosed sign [00:39.98] [00:41.41]I re-did those steps [00:42.92] [00:43.77]Added on a master bedroom [00:45.70] [00:48.01]Built a big new deck [00:49.26]Put it all on my Master-card [00:50.77] [00:53.93]I guess I didn't know [00:55.58] [00:56.52]I thought my interest rate was low [00:58.62] [00:59.65]So I went ahead and sodded the yard [01:02.84] [01:05.75]I thought that when I bought this place I'd steal it [01:09.57] [01:11.13]But I didn't know how bad that the paint was a peeling [01:14.93] [01:17.37]I wish I died and someone else [01:19.59] [01:20.18]And I signed the loan all by myself [01:24.59] [01:26.27]I had no choice but to file bankruptcy [01:28.55] [01:31.18]This rehab was a travesty [01:32.85] [01:34.31]I hate the house that broke me [01:38.78] [01:43.44]Went on Craigslist after a couple beers [01:46.74] [01:50.24]Bought that house through Paypal sight unseen [01:52.57] [01:54.96]Over drawn but thought for sure if I had those heated floors [01:59.85] [02:01.59]It'd sell quick in a real estate magazine [02:04.25] [02:07.23]I wonder if that upstairs toilet's still leaking [02:10.62] [02:13.09]The first night there it fell right through that ceiling [02:16.71] [02:18.73]I bought a little duct tape and some JB Weld [02:21.63] [02:22.32]Thought that maybe I could fix it myself [02:24.94] [02:27.82]If you ever need a plumber don't call me [02:30.41] [02:32.57]I'm just as bad at carpentry [02:34.12] [02:35.87]At the house that broke me [02:40.12] [02:45.39]You lose your home [02:46.32]Default on your loan [02:47.44]And it moves Uncle Sam [02:50.24] [02:50.82]I lost all I had and this whole world [02:53.99]And I still owe a hundred grand [02:58.68] [02:59.98]I thought I could afford those monthly payments [03:02.89] [03:05.53]But I lost my job and I burned right through my savings [03:09.02] [03:11.75]Freddie Mac said I qualifty [03:13.41] [03:14.71]But now I know that son of a lied [03:17.56] [03:20.39]I guess I watch too much HGTV [03:23.96] [03:25.33]Flipping house is a crazy [03:26.85] [03:28.58]I hate the house that broke me [03:33.08] [03:34.06]I'd like to blow up the house that broke me