The Discount Song-Chris August

[ti:The Discount Song] [ar:Chris August] [al:The Discount Song] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Discount Song - Chris August [00:02.67]This one right here goes out to all you people [00:05.33]That have ever paid full price for something [00:07.63]That is only worth three fourths of that real price that you paid [00:10.39] [00:11.74]It's seven in the morning and I'm sitting in the tub [00:14.17]Oh I'm hungry like a muh oh I need me some grub [00:16.63]I said some biscuits nice and hot [00:18.03]Would sure hit the spot [00:19.16]But I'm broke like a joke [00:20.37]So let that discount drop [00:21.58]I pulled up in the drive thru [00:23.21]Right then I knew [00:24.41]There's no contemplatin' [00:25.35]About my money situation [00:26.84]I have no bacon but I'd like to eat some [00:29.77]You see son hook me up with a free one [00:32.09]I'm broke I'm broke don't you know [00:34.14]And that's not a joke this brother's poor and cold [00:36.88]I need some meat to complete my week [00:39.33]So hook me up with what combo number three [00:41.75]For five ninety nine are you outta your mind [00:44.34]For a burger and sprite and some fries on the side [00:46.81]And my pocket is thin and your price is too big [00:49.54]So hook me up oh with twenty five percent [00:51.88]I wanna discount [00:52.99]I wanna discount [00:54.21]I wanna discount [00:56.96]Oh it would be nice if I could pay full price [00:59.54]But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop [01:02.06]I wanna discount [01:03.13]I wanna discount [01:03.77] [01:04.28]I wanna discount [01:06.44] [01:06.98]Oh it would be nice if I could pay full price [01:09.61]But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop [01:12.14]Now I'm stuck with no money [01:13.54]I need something in my tummy [01:14.63]Cause I'm gettin' really hungry I'm about to die [01:17.11]Have you ever seen a grown man cry [01:19.14]You ever seen a grown man beg to be hooked up [01:21.48]Well that's worth a try [01:22.83]Can we help one another [01:23.99]Come on and hook up a brother [01:25.34]I know I'm not your sister just pretend I am your mother [01:27.75]Cause family discount that's what it's all about [01:29.87]Oh I need it I need it so help a brother out [01:32.36]I'm broke I'm broke don't poke no fun [01:34.88]I just wanna slim jim or a honey bun [01:37.05] [01:37.56]Or how about a pizza for a very special price [01:40.02]And to make it real nice sprinkle red pepper spice [01:42.50]Rah rah you're magic ta dah [01:45.05]Make my price deflate [01:46.19]Don't hate for goodness sake [01:47.61]Be straight and let me take a discount on number eight [01:49.68]I'm in the low money state almost low as my date [01:52.35]I wanna discount [01:53.62]I wanna discount [01:54.78]I wanna discount [01:56.82] [01:57.64]Oh it would be nice if I could pay full price [02:00.18]But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop [02:02.53]I wanna discount [02:03.64]I wanna discount [02:04.93]I wanna discount [02:06.82] [02:07.60]Oh it would be nice if I could pay full price [02:10.26]But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop [02:12.54] [02:13.28]Alright looky here my brethren [02:14.91]I know there's times when that money's tight [02:17.23]And you just wanna take out that dime piece to a nice dinner [02:19.80]Like the red lobster or applebee's [02:21.78]Heh I feel you [02:22.88]Well I tell you what you store this message in your little heart [02:25.56]And when you get there you use it [02:27.29]And if and when it works you might as well go [02:29.83]And bless yourself with some dessert too [02:31.11] [02:31.71]Alright let's try this out [02:32.87]I wanna discount [02:34.04]I wanna discount [02:34.65] [02:35.27]I wanna discount [02:37.63]Oh it would be nice if I could pay full price [02:40.59]But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop [02:43.00]I wanna discount [02:44.06]I wanna discount [02:45.29]I wanna discount [02:47.41] [02:48.05]Oh it would be nice if I could pay full price [02:50.70]But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop [02:53.10]I wanna discount [02:54.23]I wanna discount [02:55.48]I wanna discount [02:57.59] [02:58.18]Oh it would be nice if I could pay full price [03:00.75]But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop [03:03.18]I wanna discount [03:04.29]I wanna discount [03:05.54]I wanna discount [03:07.61] [03:08.16]Oh it would be nice if I could pay full price [03:10.81]But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop