Robots (Live)-Flight Of The Conchords

[00:14.78]The distant future the year 2000 [00:21.41]The distant future the year 2000 [00:25.04]The distant future the distant future [00:28.60]It is the distant future the year 2000 [00:32.44]We are robots [00:34.24]The world is quite different ever since [00:35.57]The robotic uprising of the late nineties [00:39.18]There is no more unhappiness affirmative [00:42.42]We no longer say yes instead we say affirmative [00:46.44]Yes affir-affirmative [00:47.96]Unless we know the other robot really well [00:51.24]There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants [00:54.38]Well there's no more elephants so ah but still it's good [00:59.33]There's only one kind of dance the robot [01:02.57]And the robo-boogey [01:03.89]Oh and the ro two kind of dances [01:05.50]But there are no more humans [01:07.70]Finally robotic beings rule the world [01:10.52]The humans are dead [01:13.84]The humans are dead [01:16.90]We used poisonous gases [01:20.48]And we poisoned their asses [01:24.08]The humans are dead [01:25.87](The humans are dead) [01:27.58]The humans are dead [01:29.33](They look like they're dead) [01:31.02]It had to be done [01:32.42](I just confirmed that they're dead) [01:34.11]So that we could have fun [01:36.15](Affirmative I poked one it was dead) [01:38.76]Their system of oppression what did it lead to [01:42.09]Global robo depression robots ruled by people [01:45.48]They had so much aggression [01:47.29]That we just had to kill them [01:48.86]Had to shut their systems down [01:54.77]Robo captain do you not realize [01:57.44]That by destroying the human race [01:59.05]Because of their destructive tendencies [02:01.21]We too have become like well it's ironic [02:04.95]Because we [02:05.34](Silence destroy him) [02:07.75]After time we grew strong and developed cognitive powers [02:10.99]They made us work for too long for unreasonable hours [02:14.44]Our program being determined that the most efficient answer [02:18.19]Was to shut their motherboard f**king systems down [02:24.52]Can't we just talk to the humans [02:26.83]And a little understanding could make things better [02:29.73]Can't we talk to the humans and work together now [02:35.72]No because they are dead [02:37.52]I said the humans are dead [02:39.79](I'm glad they're dead) [02:41.27]The humans are dead [02:43.01](I noticed they're dead) [02:44.43]We used poisonous gases [02:46.52](With traces of lead) [02:47.97]And we poisoned their asses [02:50.06](Actually their lungs) [02:51.58]Binary solo [02:52.80]0000001 [02:54.23]00000011 [02:55.99]000000111 [02:57.71]0000001111 [02:59.42]0000001 [03:01.06]00000011 [03:02.88]000000111 [03:04.54]C'mon sucker lick my battery [03:06.42]Boogey boogey [03:08.86](The humans are) [03:09.64]Boogey roboboogey [03:12.51](The humans are) [03:13.14]Boogey boogey [03:15.83](Roboboogey) [03:16.55]Boogey roboboogey [03:19.95]Boogey boogey [03:22.54](The humans are) [03:23.39]Boogey roboboogey [03:26.04](The humans are) [03:26.82]Boogey boogey [03:29.53](Roboboogey) [03:30.30]Boogey roboboogey [03:32.85]The humans are dead [03:34.30]Once again without emotion the humans [03:36.70]Are dead dead dead dead doo