Framed-Cheech & Chong

[ti:Framed] [ar:Cheech & Chong] [al:Cheech & Chong's Up In Smoke] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.94]I was sitting in the coffee shop [00:02.57]Just minding my own affair [00:03.72] [00:05.04]When all of a sudden this [00:06.00]Policeman caught me unaware [00:07.38] [00:08.79]Said is your name Pedro [00:10.15]I says yeah I guess so [00:11.72] [00:12.73]Said then come with me cause [00:13.91]You're the man we been looking for [00:15.98]I said hey man [00:16.89]I been framed [00:17.68] [00:19.04]Hey no really man [00:20.00]I was framed [00:20.59] [00:22.77]Aw I never do nothing wrong man [00:25.15] [00:26.25]But every time I get the blame [00:28.04] [00:29.00]I been framed [00:29.66] [00:32.00]They put me in the lineup [00:33.01]And let the bright lights shine [00:34.85] [00:35.77]There was ten poor dudes like me [00:37.33]Standing in that line [00:38.03] [00:39.66]I knew I was the victim [00:41.02]Of somebody's evil plan [00:41.99] [00:43.37]When this scroungy looking dude [00:44.19]Came up and said yeah [00:46.04]That's him man [00:46.66] [00:47.31]Hey wait a minute man [00:48.29]I been framed man [00:50.28] [00:51.19]Aw listen to me judge [00:52.71]I was framed [00:53.33] [00:54.51]I never do nothing wrong [00:55.48] [00:56.80]But every time I get the blame [00:58.68] [00:59.60]Hey I been framed [01:00.63] [01:02.75]Then the prosecuting attorney [01:04.20]Started prosecuting on me [01:05.12] [01:06.48]That dude gave me the first [01:07.45]Second and third degree [01:08.57] [01:10.42]He said where were you [01:11.50]On the night of July 29 [01:12.62] [01:13.64]I said man I was home in bed [01:15.58]He said judge that man's lying [01:17.15]I said wait a minute man [01:18.16]I was framed man [01:19.69] [01:20.41]Hey judge listen to me man [01:21.96]Really you gotta believe me [01:22.75]I been framed man [01:23.61] [01:24.86]I never do nothing wrong [01:25.72] [01:27.55]But every time I get the blame [01:29.29] [01:30.36]Oh I was framed [01:31.46] [01:33.39]Now look I deny the charges [01:34.71]Of having any weed [01:35.51] [01:37.20]And I also deny the charges [01:38.27]Of taking any speed [01:39.71] [01:41.17]I deny the charges [01:41.88]Of selling any grass [01:43.54] [01:45.04]But when the judge [01:45.74]Looked down and said guilty [01:46.60]I said judge you can kiss my [01:48.19]Framed [01:48.53] [01:52.35]Judge I'm telling you the truth [01:53.49]I was framed man [01:55.10] [01:55.80]I never do nothing wrong [01:56.74] [01:59.01]But every time I get the blame [02:00.64] [02:01.35]Hey I was framed [02:02.11] [02:03.62]Oh framed [02:04.01] [02:05.12]You gotta believe me judge [02:06.03]That wasn't even my stuff [02:07.11]I was holding it for a friend man [02:09.03] [02:09.80]Could this face life man [02:10.95] [02:11.85]Oh come on judge [02:12.53]Don't send me to camp man [02:13.81]I just got my car fixed man [02:15.42] [02:16.81]Look I just got a new [02:17.79]Tattoo and everything man [02:18.56] [02:19.51]Oh man what a bummer man [02:22.73] [02:26.49]Oh come on judge [02:28.08]Gimme a break please [02:28.83] [02:30.53]Aw judge come on man [02:32.10]Don't take me away I was framed [02:33.37]Man really I been framed [02:35.05]Framed - Cheech & chong