I'm My Own Grandpa-Lonzo/Oscar

[ti:I'm My Own Grandpa] [ar:Lonzo/Oscar] [al:The Very Best Of] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I'm My Own Grandpa - Lonzo/Oscar [00:01.42]It sounds funny I know [00:03.68] [00:05.11]But it really is so [00:07.41] [00:08.92]Oh I'm my own grandpa [00:13.78] [00:18.61]I'm my own grandpa [00:20.75] [00:22.74]I'm my own grandpa [00:25.04] [00:26.64]It sounds funny I know [00:28.06] [00:28.57]But it really is so [00:30.67]Oh I'm my own grandpa [00:33.54] [00:35.55]Oh many many years ago [00:37.47]When I was twenty three [00:39.43]I was married to a widow [00:41.51]Who was pretty as can be [00:43.81]This widow had a grown up daughter [00:46.13]Who had hair of red [00:47.99]My father fell in love with her [00:50.35]And soon the two were wed [00:52.19]This made my dad my son in law [00:54.46]And changed my very life [00:56.29]For my daughter was my mother [00:58.22]'Cause she was my father's wife [01:00.60]To complicate the matter [01:02.37]Even though it brought me joy [01:04.79]I soon became the father [01:06.77]Of a bouncing baby boy [01:08.96]This little baby then became [01:11.18]A brother in law to dad [01:13.12]And so became my uncle [01:14.97]Though it made me very sad [01:16.90] [01:17.49]For if he was my uncle [01:19.11]Then that also made him brother [01:21.56]Of the widow's grown up daughter [01:23.49]Who of course is my step mother [01:25.43] [01:26.05]I'm my own grandpa [01:28.42] [01:30.19]I'm my own grandpa [01:32.42] [01:33.89]It sounds funny I know [01:35.86]But it really is so [01:38.13]Oh I'm my own grandpa [01:40.95] [01:42.53]My father's wife then had a son [01:44.66]Who kept them on the run [01:46.16] [01:46.68]And he became my grandchild [01:48.89]For he was my daughter's son [01:50.94]My wife is now my mother's mother [01:53.20]And it makes me blue [01:55.09]Because although she is my wife [01:57.38]She's my grandmother too [01:58.77] [01:59.51]I'm my own grandpa [02:01.70] [02:03.66]I'm my own grandpa [02:06.29] [02:07.27]It sounds funny I know [02:08.81] [02:09.34]But it really is so [02:10.91] [02:11.43]Oh I'm my own grandpa [02:14.44] [02:21.05]Now if my wife is my grandmother [02:23.23]Then I'm her grandchild [02:24.57] [02:25.18]And every time I think of it [02:27.39]It nearly drives me wild [02:29.34]For now I have become [02:30.83]The strangest case you ever saw [02:33.45]As husband of my grandmother [02:35.60]I am my own grandpa [02:36.97] [02:37.99]I'm my own grandpa [02:40.33] [02:42.02]I'm my own grandpa [02:44.28] [02:45.73]It sounds funny I know [02:47.21] [02:47.75]But it really is so [02:49.85]Oh I'm my own grandpa