Cornography (Featuring James Burton And The Kung Pao Buckaroos)-Brad Paisley

[ti:Cornography (Featuring James Burton And The Kung Pao Buckaroos)] [ar:Brad Paisley] [al:Original Album Classics] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.62]The Grand Old Op'ry Theatre proudly presents [00:03.79]Cornography [00:05.20]Kung Pao [00:06.06] [00:07.08]Episode two: The continuing [00:10.04]Adventures of the Kung Pao buckaroos [00:13.03] [00:16.63]The three cowboys needed a place to [00:18.29]Bed down for the night [00:19.92]So I suggested the establishment [00:21.68]Of Miss Kitty May [00:23.51](Or she may not) [00:25.20]A former love and a woman [00:27.14]Of questionable repute [00:28.71] [00:29.38]So they walked into the saloon [00:31.12]And asked for Miss Kitty [00:32.75] [00:33.65]And just then they heard a voice sayin [00:35.83]'Hi boys You lookin' for these' [00:38.37] [00:39.34]And the littlest cowboy turned around to [00:41.75]See two huge 38s pointed right at his face [00:45.24](Jimmy you can't say that) [00:47.13](What She had huge guns) [00:48.80] [00:51.64]Smith and Wesson revolvers [00:53.68]Oh boy were they loaded [00:55.70] [01:00.64]Cornography [01:02.43] [01:18.46]She's aiming them right at us [01:20.64](Softer George it's more effective) [01:22.87]She's aiming them right at us [01:25.50]Everybody duck [01:26.83]Not you Jimmy You stand up normal [01:29.25] [01:33.74]They dropped the money they owed her [01:35.08]An' she bent over to pick it up [01:37.10]And oh that moon was beautiful [01:39.82](Now Jimmy you can't say that ) [01:42.15]Out the window I couldn't see it till then George [01:45.06]Oh There were mountains in the way [01:48.26] [01:50.10]Cornography [01:51.24] [02:08.03]'You guys are gonna get in trouble for this' [02:10.07]That woman sure chaps my [02:12.41]Ask her out then [02:13.83]I think he's got a little thing for her George [02:16.01](Louder Bill it's more effective) [02:18.23]I think he's got a little thing for her George [02:21.44]It's not THAT little [02:23.87] [02:25.54](That was worth a three or four Bill) [02:29.06]All right Jimmy let's get serious now [02:31.45]So the little cowboy was tryin' not to act too excited [02:34.69] [02:35.59]But when I look at a woman that beautiful it's hard [02:40.63](Jimmy ) [02:41.28] [02:43.20]What It's very difficult [02:44.43]I hope they're not recordin' this [02:46.28]Yeah [02:46.75] [02:49.72]Ah [02:50.27] [02:59.00]Cornography [03:00.60] [03:01.14]An' I said: 'Little cowgirl how would [03:02.77]You like a little cowpoke [03:04.31]'Here we go' [03:05.56]Ooh yeah Need a little buckaroo [03:08.60]In your dreams short barrell [03:10.52] [03:11.12]Bum chicka bow wow [03:12.66] [03:15.02]Oh my God [03:16.75] [03:20.95]So the Kung Poo Buck Kung Pao [03:24.67]So the Kung Pao Buckaroos rode off into the sunset [03:28.55] [03:29.28]Tune in next time for more action and romance [03:32.86] [03:36.85]Yeah [03:38.63](Softer George it's more effective) [03:40.72]Yeah [03:42.11] [03:42.69]Cornography (Featuring James Burton And The Kung Pao Buckaroos) - Brad Paisley