BarberShop Talk-Bei Maejor

[ti:Barbershop Talk] [ar:Bei Maejor] [al:Upside Usd Down] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.47]And now and now [00:01.72]We will get familiar [00:02.36] [00:03.55]With the sounds of [00:04.74]Bei Maejor [00:05.99]Yo yo yo yo what's up man [00:08.38] [00:08.88]Y'all I got this crazy story for real [00:11.26]Y'all ain't gon' believe this [00:13.38]What's it about [00:14.25] [00:14.82]Uhh [00:15.44]I don't know [00:16.82]What happened [00:17.57]Uhh [00:17.94]What happened [00:18.33]Oh [00:18.89]What happened [00:19.21]I don't know [00:20.33]What happened [00:20.71]I don't know [00:21.77]Look this is real talk [00:23.02]I swear it's all true [00:24.27]I'ma to lose my mind [00:25.71]Don't know what to do [00:27.27]I got a little story [00:28.46]Excuse my accent [00:29.96]But listen up [00:30.96]You will not believe what happened [00:32.90]I woke up this mornin' [00:34.21]'Round 10:15 [00:35.61]Kinda pissed off [00:36.68]I was havin' good dreams [00:38.36]Went to the kitchen and made some breakfast [00:40.80]Reached for my phone [00:42.30]And I had some texts [00:43.80]One from my sister [00:44.99]Her name's Alexis [00:46.43]One about a show I got-a do in Texas [00:49.18]'Nother one from a lady who knows my baby [00:52.05]I found it quite odd [00:53.30]It was very crazy [00:54.86]Can't tell you how they know each otha [00:57.73]Put it like this [00:58.80]Look they know each otha [01:00.55]Add on the fact that she's clearly married [01:03.11]And her husband [01:04.23]He is very scary [01:05.80]I heard that one time last January [01:08.68]He shot a man dead tryna talk to Sherry [01:11.49]See Sherry is his wife [01:12.68]That's the one who text me [01:14.11]She send me smiley faces [01:15.55]Say she can't forget me [01:16.80]And I could not resist [01:17.74]When she tried to tempt me [01:19.43]So we went and had wine 'til [01:21.22]Her glass was empty [01:22.60]I left out swiftly [01:23.72]'Fore he came home [01:25.35]Next thing I know [01:26.29]She blowin' up my phone [01:27.91]Sayin' that [01:28.47]She wanna see ya boy later on [01:30.47]I know it ain't righ [01:31.91]But it don't feel wrong [01:33.08] [01:33.71]Uhh What [01:35.08]Aye yo Bei Maejor [01:36.08]It seems like you got yourself in a bit of a pickle [01:38.64] [01:39.27]But I'm still a bit confused [01:40.52]I still gotta question [01:42.96]What happened [01:43.77]I don't know [01:44.46]What happened [01:44.90]I don't know [01:45.70]What happened [01:46.08]I don't know [01:47.15]What happened [01:47.46]I don't know [01:48.33]What happened [01:49.21]I don't know [01:49.96]This is real talk [01:51.27]I swear it's all true [01:52.52]I'ma lose my mind [01:53.90]Don't know what to do [01:55.40]Now the story goes on and on and on and on [01:58.27]She asked am I scared of him and I said naw [02:00.85]Stop lyin' Straight lied [02:02.29]But I played it off cool [02:03.91]Played it off smooth [02:04.97]Man you know how I do [02:06.35]Remember this lady [02:07.85]She knows my baby [02:09.16]And that is kinda odd [02:10.60]Yup very crazy [02:12.04]I can't tell you yet [02:13.29]How they know each otha [02:14.79]But put it like this [02:16.10]Look they know each otha [02:17.41]Now my real girlfriend keeps callin' callin' [02:20.29]Cryin' on the phone [02:21.48]Straight bawlin' bawlin' [02:22.98]I'm thinkin that she knows [02:24.29]What I been doin' all day [02:25.85]False alarm she said the dog ran away [02:28.72]Unh [02:29.10]And I could care less about an animal [02:31.48]Hit the other line it's my homie Shanamo [02:33.96] [02:34.58]What's up Yeah we still goin' hoopin' [02:36.71]Know I'm gon' ball 'cause [02:38.33]I'm really good at shootin' [02:39.90]Click back over and said I miss her [02:42.46]Can't wait to see ya I'm dyin' to kiss ya [02:45.14]Some may say I am very trifling [02:47.96]But this new girl she was so exciting [02:49.96] [02:50.71]And this next part is quite a shocker [02:53.46]The story gets shakin' up like maracas [02:56.27]So pay attention but excuse my accent [02:58.90]And listen up [03:00.08]You ain't gon' believe what happened [03:01.52] [03:03.08]Nah man so [03:04.05] [03:05.80]Just [03:06.11] [03:07.17]Man the story gets so crazy right here [03:09.86]I I don't think y'all ready [03:11.54]What happened [03:11.91]I don't know [03:13.10]What happened [03:13.34]I don't know [03:14.03]What happened [03:14.41]I don't know [03:15.35]What happened [03:15.72]I don't know [03:16.79]What happened [03:17.35]I don't know [03:18.10]Just this is real talk [03:19.29]I swear it's all true [03:20.72]Bout to lose my mind [03:22.41]Don't know what to do