Women Lose Weight (Feat: Slick Rick)-Morcheeba

[ti:Women Lose Weight] [ar:Morcheeba] [al:Charango (Australian Tour Edition)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.56]What a surprise [00:01.53]Open your eyes [00:02.10] [00:02.70]Woman advisor [00:03.08] [00:04.40]The name of this entertainement is [00:06.03]Women lose weight [00:07.08]Our first years of mariage everything was just great [00:09.68]But after two kids [00:10.97]And a weight gain factor [00:12.69]The fact is [00:13.57]Now she's pletely unattractive [00:14.06] [00:15.15]Look fat chicks [00:16.01]I don't mean to sound rude [00:17.51]I tell her nice hit the gym [00:18.73]And don't eat so much food [00:20.10]But no [00:20.88]Your shallow [00:21.59]You need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth [00:24.43] [00:25.13]But how if desire's is not there [00:26.79]That's just a delayment [00:27.79]Divorce is child support alimony payments [00:29.64] [00:30.34]My happiness i doubt discourage [00:32.12] [00:32.80]So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage [00:35.71]Meanwhile my secretary june well groomed [00:37.49] [00:38.03]When you gonna leave your wife [00:39.47]I tell her soon mommy soon i assume [00:41.14] [00:41.79]Or my destiny is blue [00:43.14]Interestingly [00:44.04]The only thing left for me to do is to kill her [00:46.79]What a surpriser [00:47.94]Open your eyes [00:48.52] [00:49.05]Woman advisor [00:49.48] [00:50.30]I'm gonna have to kill her [00:51.74]Of course there's lots which imposes divorces [00:53.46] [00:54.43]Send that a** right to the morgue miss [00:56.28]What a surprise [00:57.42] [00:58.00]Open your eyes [00:58.68] [00:59.33]Woman advisor [00:59.91] [01:00.62]I'm gonna have to kill her [01:02.22]Cause there's laws which enforces divorces [01:04.08]Send that a** right to the morgue miss [01:06.60]My plans against or shanagans [01:07.73]Kinda ran thin [01:08.77]Knowin' nothing about poisoning [01:10.14]And i can't swim [01:11.48]Bad intentions pumping [01:12.82]Might as well become numb [01:14.23]Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong [01:16.60]But the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this [01:19.59]Who can i get to help me murder this fat chick [01:22.26]I Guess i'll have to play a dude robbin on wednesday [01:25.07]The day she usually goes food shopping [01:26.74] [01:27.41]Anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler [01:29.89]And Sent her clean over the divider [01:32.11]You bastard she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill [01:35.86]I thought she has to be dead [01:37.43]Later on get a call [01:38.59](from a) Lieutenant Morgue [01:39.85](had me) leapin like a frog [01:41.27]We need you at the morgue [01:42.77]So i selfishly persued [01:44.25] [01:45.32]Boohoo there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her [01:48.15]What a surprise [01:48.69]Open your eyes [01:50.31] [01:50.97]Woman advisor [01:52.12]Come on ya'll know i had to kill her [01:53.76]Of course there's lots which imposes divorces [01:55.40] [01:56.44]Send that a** right to the morgue miss [01:58.41]Kill her [01:59.26]What a surprise [02:00.08]Open your eyes [02:00.65] [02:01.24]Woman advisor [02:01.69] [02:02.40]I had to kill her [02:04.03]'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces [02:05.48] [02:07.08]Send her a** right to the morgue [02:08.28] [02:08.93]So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run [02:12.06]No sir we don't have no clues right now [02:13.98]This is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids [02:16.09]Pull yourself together sir [02:17.31] [02:18.09]I'm so broken up inside i just can't believe this [02:20.14]I understand I understand [02:22.14] [02:23.82]Catch the person who did this [02:25.31]We're gonna try sir [02:26.26] [02:26.81]Please [02:27.07] [02:28.89]Screamin who done took my heart acting shakin up a lot [02:31.46]At the funeral though everyone was looking at me odd like i did it [02:34.43]Like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring [02:36.57] [02:38.00]I heard he was displeased with her weight gain [02:39.54]While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't cook [02:42.88]All she does is order from restaurants [02:44.86]All of the sex you wants [02:46.33]I doubt could have dressed clothes not washed [02:47.70]Proper and house look a mess and [02:49.67]Talking to detectives that was waitin outside [02:51.48] [02:52.18]How i took a long lunch break day the wife died [02:54.78]I darn near turned pale [02:56.19]And because of betrayal they indited me gave [02:58.64]Me an impossible bail [02:59.55] [03:00.06]Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent [03:02.04] [03:02.56]Moral of the story is [03:04.18]Desire is important [03:05.22]So watch your weight [03:06.42]It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given [03:08.62]Though looking back i realised i didn't have to kill her [03:11.28]What a surpriser [03:12.01]Open your eyes [03:13.52]A Woman advisor [03:14.33] [03:14.93]I didn't have to kill her [03:16.16]Of course there's lots which imposes divorces [03:18.44] [03:19.02]Send that a** right to the morgue [03:20.54]I killed her [03:21.53]What a surpriser [03:22.41]Open your eyes [03:23.60]A Woman advisor [03:24.32] [03:25.00]I didn't have to kill her [03:26.72]Of course there's lots which imposes divorces [03:28.68] [03:29.34]Send that a** right to the morgue [03:30.92]Well there you have it [03:32.58] [03:34.09]Keep thin trim [03:35.21]Keep your mariage healthy [03:36.27]Do you know what i mean [03:37.27]Small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler [03:40.99] [03:42.17]Women Lose Weight - Morcheeba