The Birmingham Ho-Morten Abel

[ti:The Birmingham Ho] [ar:Morten Abel] [al:Morten Abel] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Birmingham Ho - Morten Abel [00:13.36]I met this girl in a Birmingham taxi [00:15.37]I got it first but she slipped in before me [00:17.87]Just as I was telling her hey this is mine [00:20.27]She already told the cab driver where to go [00:22.96]Me I always show respect for the ladies [00:25.07]I sat back and let her have it her way [00:27.76]So good lord sees me through darkness and light [00:30.49]I tell you what I remembered from that night [00:32.48]I'm hungry do you fancy a little something to eat [00:34.79]I can't go on forever on Cognac and weed [00:37.56]But she was already on the way down in the seat [00:40.29]I tried to stop her or maybe I didn't [00:42.77]So there I was in a strange situation [00:45.00]The chauffeur said I can drop you off at the station [00:47.67]I said no man no don't [00:50.15]I tell you when to stop keep your eyes on the road [00:52.81]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [00:57.79] [00:59.50]No you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [01:05.25] [01:07.25]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [01:12.34] [01:13.02]Two hours later she was still at it [01:16.16]The driver had to refill gasoline and shit [01:18.18]Baby baby introduce yourself [01:20.24]What's your name girl [01:21.79]My name is Fred [01:23.53]Fred [01:24.11]Fred yeah [01:25.45]Fred a'what a'what did you say [01:27.80]Now that put me back a bit 'cos I'm not gay [01:30.23]Now that put me back a bit 'cos I'm not gay [01:32.68]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [01:38.83]No you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [01:45.47] [01:46.80]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [01:52.69]So whatever kind of trouble you might get yourself into [01:55.40] [01:57.43]Just think of me that night and what I went through [02:00.69] [02:01.88]I thought it was Helen or Marie or whatever giving me head [02:05.21] [02:07.39]Until I realised it was this dude called Fred Hello [02:11.73]And that was a Birmingham Ho [02:13.65]Hey ho hey ho hey [02:16.66]And that was a Birmingham Ho [02:18.65]Hey ho hey ho hey ho hey [02:22.68] [02:23.76]Take it away now [02:25.29]Hold on a minute that's bullshit [02:27.81]You told me it was a microphone [02:29.07]And you wanted me to sing in it [02:30.45]I don't think it's me I think it's you that have a problem [02:34.61] [02:35.53]So zip up and try to be a gentleman [02:37.78]I have feelings too and I don't need you to hurt them [02:40.47]So zip up and try to be a gentleman [02:42.81]So zip up and try to be a gentleman [02:45.28]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [02:51.33]No you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [02:57.94] [02:59.56]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [03:05.06]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [03:10.30] [03:12.18]No you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [03:18.11] [03:19.37]You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK [03:24.36]And that was a Birmingham Ho [03:26.03]Hey ho hey ho hey [03:29.15]And was a Birmingham Ho [03:30.82]Hey ho hey ho hey ho hey [03:35.23] [03:35.87]Ho hey ho hey ho hey [03:38.71] [03:39.35]Ho hey ho hey ho hey