Nine Out Of Ten-Pet Shop Boys/Various Artists/Jonathan Harvey/Straight Dave/Shell Christian/Original Cast Of Closer To Heaven

SHELL This is great! DAVE I’m straight? SHELL Just great! I love the way you kiss It’s bliss DAVE How much bliss? SHELL Will nine out of ten do? You used to be so shy now I can’t deny you satisfy You’re scoring high Will nine out of ten do? DAVE Leaves room for improvement! SHELL And how do I rate? DAVE An eight? No wait To score some more: come one, explore! SHELL Only an eight? DAVE I’m one of those men who thinks he can surprise SHELL So I realise when I close my eyes and feel your size DAVE Will nine out of ten do? SHELL Is that inches or centimetres? DAVE Size isn’t everything! Let’s do it again and again until we’re scoring ten out of ten SHELL How does this compare with back then Back when you used to do it with men? DAVE What men? SHELL Did you never do it with men? DAVE Don’t you dare go there to compare Haven’t you found boys fool around? SHELL So you don’t deny it? DAVE Listen I have spent months with you and loved each moment too Just being with you has made me new SHELL And just how new? DAVE Will nine out of ten do? SHELL I love you DAVE And just how much? SHELL Will nine out of ten do?