Good Ship Venus-Loudon Wainwright III

[ti:] [ar:Loudon Wainwright III] [al:Rogue's Gallery: Pirate Ballads, Sea Song And Chanteys] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.43]Good Ship Venus - Loudon Wainwright III [00:01.95]Written by：Traditional [00:02.91] [00:11.77]On the good ship Venus [00:13.82]By Christ you should have seen us [00:16.01] [00:16.76]The figurehead was a whore in bed [00:19.10]Sucking a dead man's penis [00:21.16] [00:21.75]The captain's name was Lugger [00:23.79] [00:24.54]By Christ he was a bugger [00:26.50] [00:27.21]He wasn't fit to shovel sh*t [00:30.15]From one ship to another [00:32.73] [00:44.22]And the second mate was Andy [00:46.18]By Christ he had a dandy [00:48.33]Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock [00:50.68]For Cumming in the brandy [00:53.00]The third mate's name was Morgan [00:54.50]By god he was a gorgon [00:56.59]From half past eight he played till late [00:59.03]Upon the captain's organ [01:01.49] [01:10.11]The captain's wife was Mabel [01:11.53]And by god was she able [01:13.63]To give the crew their daily screw [01:15.96]Upon the galley table [01:18.07]The captain's daughter charlotte [01:20.24]Was born and bred a harlot [01:22.31]Her thighs at night were lily white [01:24.51]By morning they were scarlet [01:26.14] [01:36.84]The cabin boy was kipper [01:38.58] [01:39.24]By Christ he was a nipper [01:41.35] [01:42.09]He stuffed his a** with broken glass [01:44.76]And circumcised the skipper [01:47.01] [01:47.75]The captain's lovely daughter [01:49.94] [01:50.49]Liked swimming in the water [01:52.70] [01:53.28]Delighted squeals came when some eels [01:56.04]Found her sexual quarters [01:58.60] [02:07.89]The cook his name was freeman [02:09.33]And he was a dirty demon [02:11.52]And he fed the crew on menstrual stew [02:13.86]And hymens fried in semen [02:15.73]And the ship's dog was called rover [02:17.80]And we turned the poor thing over [02:19.89]And ground and ground that faithful hound [02:22.02]From Tenerife to dover [02:23.76] [02:34.28]When we reached our station [02:36.24] [02:36.91]Through skillful navigation [02:39.09] [02:39.63]The ship got sunk in a wave of spunk [02:42.66]From too much fornication [02:44.86] [02:45.43]On the good ship Venus [02:48.28]By Christ you should have seen us [02:51.13]The figurehead was a whore in bed [02:53.81]Sucking a dead man's penis [02:58.45]