Lancer With Your Zancer-Lawnmower Deth

[ti:Lancer With Your Zancer] [ar:Lawnmower Deth] [al:Ooh Crikey It's...] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Lancer With Your Zancer - Lawnmower Deth [00:16.09]When King Arthur sat down [00:17.54]On the river bank [00:18.99]He had a mighty vision [00:20.50]It really was quite wank [00:22.22]Lancer with your zancer [00:23.78]Lancer with your zancer [00:24.84]Lancer with your zancer [00:26.94]Lancer with your zancer [00:28.63]Lancer with your zancer [00:30.21]Lancer with your zancer [00:31.76]Lancer with your zancer [00:33.38]Lancer with your zancer [00:35.13] [00:36.06]Oi Arthur [00:37.50]Come over here [00:39.13]Take thi sword [00:40.63]Now f**k off [00:41.59]Now so off he went [00:42.63]Back to see his one and only Gwendoline [00:43.93]In his hand he held [00:45.87]His sword and a pot of Vasele [00:47.47]He thought it was time [00:49.25]To try and prove that he really was a man [00:51.51]He thought it was quicker [00:52.54]Getting hiome in the back of a Transit van [00:55.10]In he walked up the stairs [00:57.03]Found his Mrs wearing flares [00:59.80]He was not pleased you could tell [01:02.67]He dropped his sword the Vaseline fell [01:05.01] [01:18.17]Hey Arthur you're my man [01:19.67]If you can't do it no-one can [01:22.05]I like your sword it feels so good [01:23.91]Don't you think we should be stooo [01:25.93]Here we go dear here's my hand [01:27.63]Let me place it on your gland [01:29.29]Come on dear take my stick [01:31.31]An with it I'll show you a trick [01:33.27]Come on dear I'm getting angry [01:34.58]And my zance is becoming dangly [01:36.79]Then it' time we ate [01:38.70]I'll give you your dinner on a plate [01:40.66]The sword was needed no more [01:41.98]So he dropped it onto the floor [01:43.66]Into the corner it started to cower [01:45.16]'Cos his sword was losing power [01:46.24] [01:47.01]THis is a story that must be told [01:49.00]To all of you young and old [01:51.47]If you're going to use your lancer [01:53.07]Make sure it's got a big zancer