Here's Your Sign Christmas (Album Version)-Bill Engvall

[ti:Here's Your Sign Christmas (Album Version)] [ar:Bill Engvall] [al:Here's Your Sign: Reloaded] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Here's Your Sign Christmas (Album Version) - Bill Engvall [00:16.91]I took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus [00:19.26]The woman in line behind me says hey is that Santa Claus up there [00:22.12]I said no ma'm it's a kenny rodgers stunt double [00:24.53]Here's your sign [00:25.57] [00:27.53]The other day I bought a wreath to go on our front door [00:29.28]As I was walking out the store a man stopped me and said [00:31.37]Hey are you going to hang that on your door [00:33.16]I said no sir it's a Christmas toilet seat cover [00:35.46]Got the idea from Martha Stewart [00:36.65] [00:37.83]Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign [00:41.01] [00:41.52]You acted dumb so have some fun and wear your stupid sign [00:44.80]Oh here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign [00:48.43] [00:48.95]You lost your mind so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign [00:52.07] [00:52.61]I hung those little Christmas lights on my house [00:54.67]You know the kind that blink on and off [00:56.30]My neighbour comes over and says [00:57.28]Bill how do you get those to blink on and off like that [00:59.62]I said I've got my son inside plugging and unplugging it [01:01.96]Plugging and unplugging it [01:02.81]Here's your sign [01:03.64] [01:04.41]I took my family to buy a Christmas tree the other night [01:06.46]When we walked onto the lot this guy walked up to me and says [01:08.59]Hey y'all here to buy a Christmas tree [01:10.27]I said no sir my son needs to go to the bathroom [01:11.99]And these trees looked really inviting [01:13.72] [01:15.01]Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign [01:18.01] [01:18.54]You acted dumb so have some fun and wear your stupid sign [01:21.84]Oh here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign [01:25.98]You lost your mind so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign [01:29.20] [01:29.71]Have no fear when you're spreading cheer during Christmas time [01:32.97] [01:33.83]The other night my family and I were walking through the neighbourhood [01:35.86]Looking at all the Christmas decorations [01:37.25]When we came across this house that had a manger scene [01:39.07] [01:39.76]Now there was this whole group of people looking at [01:41.34]It when I overheard this one guy say [01:43.14]Hey are those the three wise men [01:44.75]I said no sir that's ZZ Top doing a farming concert [01:47.26] [01:48.48]Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign [01:51.92]You acted dumb so have some fun and wear your stupid sign [01:55.31]Oh here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign [01:59.27]You lost your mind so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign [02:02.52] [02:03.05]Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign [02:06.70]Have no fear when you're spreading cheer during Christmas time [02:09.86]And I heard a woman ask the clerk [02:11.28] [02:11.84]Do you know what time midnight mass starts on Christmas Eve [02:14.54]And in the holiday spririt I walked over and said here's your sign [02:17.69]Happy holidays everybody