Number One (Album Version)-Loudon Wainwright III

[ti:Number One] [ar:Loudon Wainwright III] [al:BBC Sessions LIVE] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Number One (Album Version) - Loudon Wainwright III [00:05.75]Of all the chicks & broads & babes & bimbos I have known [00:10.74] [00:11.25]No one does it better than you do on the phone [00:16.14] [00:16.70]Midway through my busy day all through my empty night [00:22.04]I dial your 900 number and it feels oh so right [00:27.20]When I'm feelin lonely and bottled up inside [00:32.53]I know I can aslays take that magic carpet ride [00:37.72]I get down on my bearskin rug on my loving room floor [00:42.32] [00:43.13]I get you on the telephone & you give me what for [00:47.69] [00:48.57]When it comes to lovin on the phone you are the best [00:54.04] [00:55.11]Local or long distance you're better thatn the rest [01:00.33] [01:00.83]And when it is all over when it's been said and done [01:04.63] [01:05.27]Of all the numbers out there your number's number one [01:10.25] [01:15.38]I used to go to pick up bars when I felt all alone [01:19.15] [01:19.71]Now I just have a few drinks and pick up my telephone [01:24.46] [01:25.21]I like my lovin private this is not a party line [01:29.72] [01:30.34]I don't have call waiting cause I'm busy all the time [01:34.89] [01:35.90]I don't know what you look like [01:38.04]And I don't know how you smell [01:39.79] [01:41.11]But the way you talk to me no human tongue could tell [01:46.49]There are so many digits yours are the ones I pick [01:50.98] [01:51.79]Cause the way you talk to me no human tongue can lick [01:55.81] [01:57.26]When it comes to lovin on the phone you are the best [02:02.89] [02:04.14]Local or long distance you're better thatn the rest [02:09.17] [02:09.86]And when it is all over when it's been said and done [02:13.50] [02:14.13]Of all the numbers out there your number's number one [02:19.12] [02:24.24]The things that you say to me well I can't sing them here [02:28.82] [02:29.38]Let's just say it's worth it that phone call's not too dear [02:35.21]And I know you don't love me but hey I don't love you [02:39.23] [02:40.97]I just love those things you say & what you tell me to do [02:44.55] [02:45.61]Cause lovin's never easy & love can be a chore [02:49.83] [02:50.77]And these days love is dangerous I need not say more [02:55.53] [02:56.28]Some folks say I'ts kinky & some say it's obscene [03:01.48]But thank you Alexander Graham Bell [03:04.77]For your lovin machine [03:07.35]When it comes to lovin on the phone you are the best [03:13.32] [03:14.50]Local or long distance you're better thatn the rest [03:19.56] [03:20.24]And when it is all over when it's been said and done [03:23.97] [03:24.66]Of all the numbers out there your number's number one [03:29.99]Of all the numbers out there your number's number one