Gertcha-Chas & Dave

[ti:Gertcha (Live At Abbey Road|Remixed By John Darnley|2005 - Remaster)] [ar:Chas & Dave] [al:Gertcha! The EMI Years] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.26]Gertcha (Live At Abbey Road|Remixed By John Darnley|2005 - Remaster) - Chas & Dave [00:01.74]Written by：Chas Hodges/Dave Peacock [00:03.29] [00:32.69]Now there's a word that I don't understand [00:35.80] [00:36.66]I hear it every day from my old man [00:39.68] [00:40.63]It may be cockney rhyming slang [00:43.72]It ain't in no school book [00:45.58] [00:48.53]He says it every time that he gets mad [00:51.34] [00:52.47]A regular caution is my old dad [00:55.44] [00:56.69]Rub the old man up the wrong way [00:59.00]Bet your life you'll hear him say [01:01.50] [01:05.13]Gertcha cowson gertcha [01:08.02] [01:09.21]Gertcha [01:09.97]When the kids are swinging on the gate [01:13.25]Gertcha [01:13.92]When the paperboy's half an hour late [01:17.02]Gertcha [01:17.84]When the pigeons are pecking at his seed [01:21.18]Gertcha [01:21.80]When the farmer starts digging up his weeds [01:25.26]Gertcha cowson gertcha [01:29.29]Bar stool preaching [01:30.73] [01:31.70]That's the old man's game [01:33.70] [01:36.61]Now the old man was a desert rat [01:39.27] [01:40.51]Khaki shorts and a khaki hat [01:43.17] [01:44.32]How me mother could have fancied that [01:47.37]I just don't know [01:49.00] [01:52.01]But when the enemy came in sight [01:54.85] [01:56.07]They gave up without a fight [01:58.32] [02:00.08]They rubbed him up the wrong way [02:02.42]This is what they heard him say [02:04.88] [02:08.55]Gertcha cowson gertcha [02:11.34] [02:12.42]Gertcha [02:13.14]When me rock and roll records wake him up [02:16.46]Gertcha [02:17.12]When the poles knock England out of the cup [02:20.48]Gertcha [02:21.09]When the kids are banging on his door [02:24.26]Gertcha [02:24.90]When the barman won't serve him any more [02:27.71] [02:28.42]Gertcha cowson gertcha [02:32.38]Bar stool preaching [02:33.79] [02:34.55]He's always been the same [02:36.62] [03:11.11]Gertcha cowson gertcha [03:13.97] [03:14.88]Gertcha [03:15.58]When the dog's left a message on the step [03:18.81]Gertcha [03:19.57]Lester Piggott when he lost it by a neck [03:22.71]Gertcha [03:23.45]When me brother kicks the toes out of his shoes [03:26.72]Gertcha [03:27.36]When the houseflies are flying round his food [03:30.77]Gertcha cowson gertcha [03:34.76]Bar stool preaching [03:36.04] [03:36.74]He's always been the same [03:39.00] [03:41.87]Gertcha [03:42.56] [03:45.95]Gertcha [03:46.72] [03:50.04]Gertcha [03:50.56] [03:53.46]Gertcha [03:54.40] [03:57.29]Gertcha [03:58.09]When me mother says he can't go down the pub [04:01.24]Gertcha [04:01.88]Sister's boyfriend put his sister up the club [04:04.97]Gertcha [04:05.67]When the tomcats when they're kicking up a din [04:08.14] [04:08.78]Gertcha [04:09.46]Tottenham Hotspur couldn't get one in [04:12.48]Gertcha [04:13.23]When me mother locks him out of the flat [04:15.78] [04:16.37]Gertcha [04:17.03]When it's raining and he can't find his hat [04:19.70] [04:20.21]Gertcha [04:20.77]In the mornings when his motorcar won't go [04:24.01]Gertcha [04:24.57]Next door neighbour when he won't give him a tow [04:27.31] [04:27.89]Gertcha cowson gertcha [04:31.94]Bar stool preaching [04:33.28] [04:34.22]He's always been the same