Here's Your Sign Christmas (Album Version)-Bill Engvall

[ti:Here's Your Sign Christmas (Album Version)] [ar:Bill Engvall] [al:Here's Your Sign: Reloaded] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Here's Your Sign Christmas (Album Version) - Bill Engvall [00:17.30]I took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus [00:19.64]The woman in line behind me says hey is that Santa Claus up there [00:22.51]I said no ma'm it's a kenny rodgers stunt double [00:24.92]Here's your sign [00:25.96] [00:27.92]The other day I bought a wreath to go on our front door [00:29.67]As I was walking out the store a man stopped me and said [00:31.75]Hey are you going to hang that on your door [00:33.55]I said no sir it's a Christmas toilet seat cover [00:35.85]Got the idea from Martha Stewart [00:37.04] [00:38.21]Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign [00:41.39] [00:41.91]You acted dumb so have some fun and wear your stupid sign [00:45.19]Oh here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign [00:48.82] [00:49.34]You lost your mind so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign [00:52.46] [00:52.99]I hung those little Christmas lights on my house [00:55.06]You know the kind that blink on and off [00:56.69]My neighbour comes over and says [00:57.67]Bill how do you get those to blink on and off like that [01:00.00]I said I've got my son inside plugging and unplugging it [01:02.35]Plugging and unplugging it [01:03.20]Here's your sign [01:04.02] [01:04.79]I took my family to buy a Christmas tree the other night [01:06.84]When we walked onto the lot this guy walked up to me and says [01:08.97]Hey y'all here to buy a Christmas tree [01:10.66]I said no sir my son needs to go to the bathroom [01:12.38]And these trees looked really inviting [01:14.10] [01:15.39]Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign [01:18.40] [01:18.93]You acted dumb so have some fun and wear your stupid sign [01:22.23]Oh here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign [01:26.36]You lost your mind so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign [01:29.58] [01:30.10]Have no fear when you're spreading cheer during Christmas time [01:33.36] [01:34.22]The other night my family and I were walking through the neighbourhood [01:36.24]Looking at all the Christmas decorations [01:37.64]When we came across this house that had a manger scene [01:39.46] [01:40.15]Now there was this whole group of people looking at [01:41.73]It when I overheard this one guy say [01:43.53]Hey are those the three wise men [01:45.14]I said no sir that's ZZ Top doing a farming concert [01:47.65] [01:48.87]Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign [01:52.31]You acted dumb so have some fun and wear your stupid sign [01:55.70]Oh here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign [01:59.66]You lost your mind so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign [02:02.90] [02:03.44]Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign [02:07.09]Have no fear when you're spreading cheer during Christmas time [02:10.25]And I heard a woman ask the clerk [02:11.66] [02:12.22]Do you know what time midnight mass starts on Christmas Eve [02:14.92]And in the holiday spririt I walked over and said here's your sign [02:18.08]Happy holidays everybody