The Scarlet Pimpernel (LP Version)-Douglas Sills

[ti:The Scarlet Pimpernel (LP Version)] [ar:Douglas Sills] [al:The Scarlet Pimpernel Encore!] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.00]The Scarlet Pimpernel (LP Version) - Douglas Sills [00:02.00]Written by：Frank Wildhorn [00:03.00] [00:06.96]Lud love me such conjecturing [00:08.72]Could drive a man insane [00:09.94]And I'm the one to set [00:11.43]This gossip quite to rest [00:13.31]The pimpernel is me [00:14.69]Indeed and I'm the Queen of Spain [00:16.66]The pimpernel is nothing [00:18.01]But a nosy pest [00:19.49]No the vicar says the pimpernel's [00:21.14]A bishop in disguise [00:22.68]Who gives absolution [00:23.64]Night and day [00:25.82]Stuff and nonsense don't you know [00:27.53]He's a maharajah from bombay [00:30.59]They say he has enormous feet [00:32.20]And that he tends to overeat [00:33.91]I've heard he's fussy with his food [00:35.32]And eats his breakfast in the nude [00:36.90] [00:37.80]Is he robust [00:38.58]Or very pale [00:39.36]At least we know he's male [00:40.97]Who is the scarlet pimpernel [00:43.51] [00:52.54]Me sister says his breath [00:53.96]Is sweeter than an irish rose [00:55.54]I'm sure I'd fall in love [00:56.74]If he would 'cross my path [00:58.69]La yes if you could overlook [01:00.07]The warts upon his nose [01:01.84]And possibly persuade him [01:03.07]He should take a bath [01:05.13]Rumor has it he's castilian [01:06.42]He's a reckless buccaneer [01:07.98]And I hear he carries sev'ral whips [01:10.59]Several whips [01:12.38]He's a sultan from kabul [01:13.61]With women at his fingertips [01:15.82] [01:16.81]They say he's nearly eight feet tall [01:18.21]And yet quite graceful [01:19.20]Folderol [01:19.81]I'm told he waddles when he walks [01:21.37]And often twitches when he talks [01:22.67]Is he a dolt [01:23.93]He's very deep [01:24.63]Oh england's losing sleep [01:26.22]Who is this blasted pimpernel [01:28.36] [01:29.98]The butcher in the village [01:30.96]Claims he saw the man last week [01:32.69]Where [01:33.18]Galloping his camel 'cross the moor [01:35.31] [01:36.30]He's been seen [01:37.24]Wearing full blakeney green [01:39.32]I've told you all before [01:42.11]The fella's me [01:42.83]It's george the third [01:43.79]Perhaps a convict run amok [01:45.36]This pimpernel could be most any sod [01:48.12]How dare you [01:48.76]Bite your tongue [01:50.06]He is dashing and young [01:51.78] [01:52.30]The pimpernel's a god [01:54.73]And he'll find me [01:56.24]And he'll wake me [01:57.87]And he'll take me [02:00.27]Down on a haystack [02:01.08]He'll face me [02:02.63]Then at last you could tell [02:04.42]If he's a hero or a monk [02:05.75]A fiddling nero or a drunk [02:07.58]Who is the scarlet pimpernel [02:09.75]It's me it's me [02:10.96]I'm sure he's flatulent and crass [02:12.16]Hear hear the man's a horse's ass [02:14.15]No no he's neighborly and kind [02:15.15]But quite erotically inclined [02:17.29] [02:18.00]Whatever guise he may employ [02:19.58]He's england's pride and joy [02:21.42]This plucky non pareil [02:22.95]This lucky bloody swell [02:26.20]Who is the scarlet pimpernel