The Universal Adjective Song-Pinkard/Bowden

[ti:The Universal Adjective Song (Album Version)] [ar:Pinkard & Bowden] [al:Live In Front Of A Bunch Of D-ckh--ds] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Universal Adjective Song - Pinkard/Bowden [01:00.76]I guess I must've learned that word [01:03.49]When I was just a child [01:05.85]But how the f**k would I know [01:07.32] [01:08.18]It would drive my teachers wild [01:10.26] [01:12.63]It just seemed so descriptive [01:14.99]When I read it off the wall [01:17.62]I shouted it in the classroom [01:18.11] [01:19.94]And had to stand in the f**kin' hall [01:22.57] [01:23.36]You know that I refined its use [01:29.88]When I was in the Navy [01:32.47]I learned to eat defensively [01:34.69]And say "Pass the f**kin' gravy" [01:36.89] [01:37.90]They taught me how to f**k around [01:39.74] [01:41.97]And live it up on leave [01:44.23]The ways I've learned to use that word [01:46.99]You wouldn't f**kin' believe [01:50.48]Oh the universal adjective is [01:54.01]F**kin' up my life [01:55.65]F**kin' up my life (Yeah) [01:59.74]F**kin' up my life [02:01.57]I lost so many friends [02:04.09]I even lost my f**kin' wife [02:07.85]The universal adjective is [02:10.12]F**kin' up my life [02:14.33] [02:18.18]I was sittin' in a bar one night [02:19.97]All f**ked up on tequila [02:22.73]My wife comes in all f**kin' mad [02:25.74]Says "I'll f**kin' see ya" [02:27.64] [02:29.74]I really didn't understand [02:32.31]Just what the f**k she meant [02:34.59]Until she took me into court [02:37.03]And she took every f**kin' cent [02:39.10](Sing along) [02:41.67]Oh the universal adjective is [02:45.08]F**kin' up my life [02:47.10]F**kin' up my life (Yeah) [02:50.42]F**kin' up my life [02:52.64]I lost so many friends [02:54.88]I even lost my f**kin' wife [02:58.83]The universal adjective is [03:01.41]F**kin' up my life