Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros [feat. Rhymenocerous and the Hiphopopotamus] (Album Version)-Flight Of The Conchords

[ti:Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros (feat. Rhymenocerous and the Hiphopopotamus) (Album Version)] [ar:Flight Of The Conchords] [al:Flight Of The Conchords] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros [feat. Rhymenocerous and the Hiphopopotamus] (Album Version) - Flight Of The Conchords [00:04.51]I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous [00:06.67]My beats are fat and the birds are on my back [00:08.96]And I'm horny (I'm horny) [00:10.10]If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede [00:11.84]'Cause I hit you with my flow [00:13.50]The Wild Rhino Stampede [00:14.24]I'm not just wild I'm trained domesticated [00:16.41] [00:17.14]I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated [00:19.22]And subsequently procreated [00:20.21]That's how it goes [00:21.97]Here's the Hip-Hopapotamus [00:22.58]The hip hop hippo [00:24.19]They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus [00:25.54]My lyrics are bottomless [00:26.65] [00:34.36]Sometimes my rhymes are polite [00:35.62]Like "Thank you for dinner Ms Wright [00:36.80]That was very delicious good night" [00:38.73]Sometimes they're obscene [00:39.78]Like a pornographic dream [00:40.94]NC-17 with ladies in a [00:42.37]Stream of margarine [00:43.65]Ha ha ha ha ha ha yeah [00:45.89] [00:46.57]Some margarine [00:47.17] [00:48.00]They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus [00:49.39]Flows that glow like phosphorous [00:50.97]Poppin' off the top of this esophagus [00:52.57]Rockin' this metropolis [00:53.43]I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal [00:55.45]Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis [00:57.53]Did Steve tell you that perchance [00:59.22] [01:00.29]Mmmph Steve [01:01.02] [01:02.45]My rhymes and records they don't get played [01:05.03]Because my records and rhymes they don't get made [01:07.34]And if you rap like me you don't get paid [01:09.76]And if you roll like me you don't get laid [01:12.18]My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment [01:14.71]I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant [01:17.15]Yes sometimes my lyrics are sexist [01:19.39]But you lovely b**ches and hoes [01:20.71]Should know I'm trying to correct this [01:22.28]Other rappers dis me [01:24.30]Say my rhymes are sissy [01:26.45] [01:27.25]Why Why Why [01:29.32]What [01:30.03]Why exactly [01:30.81]What Why [01:31.71]Be more constructive with your feedback please why [01:34.73]Why [01:35.16] [01:36.88]Why because I rap about reality [01:39.14]Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea [01:41.25]There ain't no party like my nana's tea party [01:43.60]Hey Ho [01:45.90] [01:47.73]I'm the motherflippin' [01:48.63] [01:49.73]I'm the motherflippin' [01:50.73] [01:52.22]I'm the motherflippin' [01:53.18] [01:54.47]Who's the motherflippin' [01:55.39] [01:56.95]I'm the motherflippin' [01:58.07] [01:59.30]I'm the motherflippin' [02:00.32] [02:01.60]I'm the motherflippin' [02:02.64] [02:04.55]Motherflippin'