Privateers Of The Public Airwaves-The Foremen

[ti:Privateers Of The Public Airwaves] [ar:The Foremen] [al:What's Left?] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Privateers Of The Public Airwaves - The Foremen [00:04.58]We're Privateers Privateers Privateers [00:07.52]Of the Public Airwaves [00:10.34] [00:11.11]Beware ye Public Broadcasters [00:13.21] [00:13.77]We're comin' for to scuttle your scurvy membership [00:17.52]We'll be about as subtle as a sloop upon a slip [00:21.13]There ain't no damn rebuttal what'll button up our lip [00:24.42] [00:24.99]Prepare to take a dip [00:26.33] [00:27.74]We're ravaging your culture we're pillaging ad hoc [00:30.88] [00:31.44]Don't bother to consult yer stars or talk yer dandy talk [00:35.04]For yonder be a vulture circling with a budget hawk [00:37.96] [00:38.69]So down the plank Squawk [00:40.28] [00:41.43]Audio-ho-ho [00:43.27]Video-ho-ho [00:45.06]You're sinkin' fast you'll never last [00:46.73]So stand avast ye knaves [00:48.66]We're privateers privateers privateers [00:51.70]Of the Public Airwaves [00:54.61] [00:56.24]We wear a patch of black over both our pirate eyes [00:59.76]We'll cut you with a Draconian saber down to size [01:03.52]'Cause we got our tobacco and our rum to subsidize [01:07.28]Not to mention shakes and fries [01:09.06] [01:10.04]We're raisin' up our standard so you can lower yours [01:13.76]We'll see you slashed and slandered [01:15.32]And abandoned on the shores [01:17.52]Then sail away to grander days and blander metaphors [01:21.12]It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood [01:23.01]Bring on the media whores [01:24.73] [01:25.90]Audio-ho-ho [01:27.68]Video-ho-ho [01:29.52]You're sinkin' fast you'll never last [01:31.23]Another blast of our bombast [01:33.13]So stand avast ye knaves [01:35.00]We're privateers privateers privateers [01:38.01]Of the Public Airwaves [01:40.67] [01:42.42]We've carved a bucket o' blubber [01:44.22]From every liberal lubber [01:45.97]And to the bottom fought 'em [01:47.36]As we wished 'em pleasant journey [01:49.53]We're gaggin' every elitist and every Sesame Streetist [01:53.22]We're throwin' Grover over [01:54.74]And the same with Bert and Ernie [01:57.93] [02:02.06]We believe in the three R's Arr Arr and Arr [02:05.81] [02:06.79]And your many miscellanies they haven't made a dent [02:10.43]Can't stop a pirate when he's in a cutthroat sentiment [02:13.52] [02:14.09]We're pinchin' all your pennies [02:15.59]'Cause we can't afford dissent [02:17.72]You'll like it at the bottom [02:19.16]'Cause that's where the First Amendment [02:21.36] [02:22.38]Went [02:23.13]Audio-ho-ho [02:24.82]Video-ho-ho [02:26.64]We'll split asunder R**e and plunder [02:28.55]Send 'er under and defund 'er [02:30.30]Hear the thunder of our blunderbuss [02:32.48] [02:33.92]We're buckaneers [02:35.37]Prick up yer friggin' ears [02:37.34]May the market force be with ya [02:39.52]Tough luck an' 'ere's to us