Hey Santa-U.K. Subs

[ti:Hey Santa] [ar:U.K. Subs] [al:The Punk Singles Collection] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Hey Santa - U.K. Subs [00:06.50]Quite often I get a thinking [00:08.85]How as kids we got by [00:11.30]Like christmas time in our house [00:13.45]We couldn't even afford a fire [00:15.36] [00:15.94]But we made do in our house [00:18.05]Back then when I was young [00:20.30]Dad used to suck a peppermint [00:22.60]And we'd all sit round his tongue [00:24.68] [00:25.32]We couldn't afford no tinsel [00:27.39]On our christmas tree [00:29.47]So we'd just wheel old grandad in [00:31.79]And make the old cunt sneeze [00:34.27] [00:34.82]Atchoo [00:37.32] [00:38.85]Wheel him round the other side granny [00:40.85] [00:41.54]Atchoo [00:44.89] [00:45.46]Well things change so bloody fast [00:48.12]I got children now of me own [00:50.49]Now I heard 'em unwrap their presents [00:52.90]Last night when I got home [00:55.41] [00:58.73]Santa claus you cunt [01:00.11]Where's my f**king bike [01:01.72]I've unwrapped all this other junk [01:03.39]There's nothing what I like [01:05.06]I've wrote you a letter [01:06.73]And I've come to see you twice [01:08.42]You geriatric wanker [01:10.05]Where's my f**king bike [01:11.56] [01:14.23]If I wanted a pair of f**king shoes [01:16.05]I would've f**king asked [01:17.63]This cowboy suit and ping-pong set [01:19.38]You can stick right up your arse [01:20.96]You went and mucked my order up [01:22.73]It's enough to make you spew [01:24.31]It's not just me that's pissed off [01:26.65]My sister's cheesed off too [01:27.56] [01:30.59]Santa claUs you cunt [01:31.93]Where's my f**king pram [01:33.44]You promised me you f**king cunt [01:35.46]You know who I am [01:37.01]'Cos I'm the little girl [01:38.63]You made sit right on your hand [01:40.34]Never mind your ho ho ho [01:42.27]Where's my f**king pram [01:43.64] [01:46.56]Next time I go to see him [01:48.10]I'm gonna punch him in the guts [01:49.63]Set his f**king reindeer loose [01:51.43]Kick rudolf in the nuts [01:52.98]Just you wait til next year [01:54.78]'Til we get to that store [01:56.42]A mate of my little sister [01:57.88]Will come stomping through that door [01:59.56] [02:02.40]Hey mums and dads just check his breath [02:04.14]And watch his bloodshot eyes [02:05.71]Don't listen to him boys and girls [02:07.31]'Cos he tells f**king lies [02:09.10]He's a pisstake and a pervert [02:10.90]He's not even f**king bright [02:12.50]'Cos that f**king wanker [02:14.18]Forgot my f**king bike [02:15.69] [02:18.70]Hey santa claus you cunt [02:20.05]Where's my f**king bike [02:21.74]I've unwrapped all this other junk [02:23.49]There's nothing what I like [02:25.18]I wrote you a f**king letter [02:26.76]And I came to see you twice [02:28.55]You geriatric wanker [02:30.14]Forgot my f**king bike [02:31.66] [02:35.24]Yeah I'm gonna tell my dad on you [02:37.33] [02:38.41]F**king punch your head in. [02:40.06] [02:40.62]Cunt [02:41.27] [02:45.00]I saw mummy sucking santa