Dwayne-Red Rat/Jack Radics/Frisco Kid

Intro: Lord mi say, if unno think say Shelley Ann a did scandal Yuh nuh hear nutten yet Dis yah a bout Dwayne An him an Shelley Ann is not the same CHORUS Mi woulda shame Mi an yuh a fren but trust mi Dwayne Yuh caan have a girl an every night she complain Mi bex inno, caw yuh a gi man bad name (oh no) (x2) Yuh girl tell mi say, yuh caan even spen 5 minutes She tell mi say, she fed up caw yuh wutliss An she tell mi say a hol heap a time yuh flop An yuh find excuse bout muscle contract She tell mi say yuh weak an related to sleep An when she waan dweet yuh a fight off di sheet Marathon fi run, she get hot like the sun An ready fi have fun, but yuh pop off an dun Oh no ! She tell mi one night when di rain did a fall Di wickedest time when nature start call She waan yuh fi come tear dung har wall Yuh say yuh couldnt come caw yuh a watch football She all tell mi bout Valentines weekend When yuh tek har to Drive-In wid yuh three fren She embarass till she couldnt tell Gwen How she spen Valentines wid you an 3 wise men Ohh no ! Unno listen now nuh Now she tell mi dat tings a get worst She say yuh dead like body inna hearse All yuh good fa a fi dress up like nurse An she caan tek it nuh more, it hurt Mi hear say man say dat, Guiness put it back Mek yuh caan stop, tougher than rock Irish Moss linseed sour sop Den yuh wouldnt flop, yuh girl wouldnt chat An yuh wouldnt haffi hear dis from Red Rat Ohh no ! Dis is serious