The Hunting Song-Tom Lehrer

[ti:The Hunting Song] [ar:Tom Lehrer] [al:My Home Town] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Hunting Song - Tom Lehrer [00:04.02]I always will remember [00:05.92]'Twas a year ago November [00:07.94]I went out to hunt some deer [00:09.77] [00:10.37]On a mornin' bright and clear [00:11.89] [00:12.56]I went and shot the maximum [00:14.39]The game laws would allow [00:16.18]Two game wardens [00:17.49]Seven hunters and a cow [00:19.04] [00:20.56]I was in no mood to trifle [00:22.31]I took down my trusty rifle [00:24.62]And went out to stalk my prey [00:26.66]What a haul I made that day [00:28.29] [00:28.92]I tied them to my fender [00:30.51]And I drove them home somehow [00:32.20] [00:32.76]Two game wardens [00:33.99]Seven hunters and a cow [00:36.17] [00:37.09]The law was very firm it [00:39.52]Took away my permit [00:41.51]The worst punishment I ever endured [00:43.73] [00:45.21]It turned out there was a reason [00:47.49]Cows were out of season [00:49.48]And one of the hunters wasn't insured [00:51.72] [00:53.10]People ask me how I do it [00:55.15]And I say "There's nothin' to it [00:57.32]You just stand there lookin' cute [00:58.77] [00:59.37]And when something moves you shoot " [01:01.32] [01:01.84]And there's ten stuffed heads [01:03.78]In my trophy room right now [01:05.98] [01:06.80]Two game wardens seven hunters [01:09.89] [01:10.67]And a pure-bred Guernsey cow