Harper Valley P T A-Country Mix Series

[ti:Harper Valley P T A] [ar:Country Mix Series] [al:Country Sweethearts] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Harper Valley P T A - Country Mix Series [00:08.51]I want to tell you all the story [00:10.40]'Bout a Harper Valley widowed wife [00:12.88] [00:16.48]Who had a teenage daughter [00:17.96] [00:18.57]Who attended Harper Valley Junior High [00:21.27] [00:24.43]Well her daughter came home one afternoon [00:27.01]And didn't even stop to play [00:29.08] [00:31.91]And she said "Mom I got a note here [00:34.60]From the Harper Valley PTA" [00:36.59] [00:40.38]Well the note says "Mrs Johnson [00:42.13]You're wearing your dresses way too high [00:45.21] [00:48.62]It's reported you've been drinkin' [00:50.38]And a runnin' 'round with men and goin' wild" [00:52.96] [00:56.37]"And we don't believe you ought to be [00:58.60]A bringin' up your little girl this way" [01:01.10] [01:04.37]And it was signed by the secretary [01:06.43]Harper Valley PTA [01:08.18] [01:12.43]Well it happened that the PTA [01:14.16] [01:14.74]Was gonna meet that very afternoon [01:16.73] [01:20.35]And they were sure surprised [01:21.73]When Mrs Johnson wore [01:23.07]Her miniskirt into the room [01:25.12] [01:28.31]And as she walked up to the blackboard [01:30.17]I can still recall the words she had to say [01:33.12] [01:36.24]She said "I'd like to address this meeting [01:38.60]Of the Harper Valley PTA" [01:40.82] [01:44.32]"Well there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there [01:46.46]And seven times he asked me for a date [01:49.39] [01:51.27]And Mrs Taylor sure [01:53.48]Seems to use a lotta ice [01:55.27]Whenever he's away" [01:56.74] [02:00.20]"And Mr Baker can you tell us [02:02.15]Why your secretary had to leave this town [02:04.99] [02:08.10]And shouldn't widow Jones be told [02:09.99]To keep her window shades [02:11.48]All pulled completely down " [02:12.84] [02:16.13]"Well Mr Harper couldn't be here [02:18.13]'Cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again [02:20.82] [02:24.12]And if you'll smell Shirley Thompson's breath [02:26.37]You'll find she's had a little nip of gin" [02:28.94] [02:32.09]"And then you have the nerve to tell me [02:34.22]You think that as a mother I'm not fit [02:36.80] [02:40.07]Well this is just a little Payton Place [02:42.41]And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites" [02:44.48] [02:48.12]No I wouldn't put you on [02:49.82]Because it really did [02:51.44]It happened just this way [02:53.12] [02:56.16]That day my mama socked it [02:57.70]To the Harper Valley PTA [03:00.06] [03:04.23]That day my mama socked it [03:05.74]To the Harper Valley PTA