Date-Deadbeat

[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具V2.0_20200810] [offset:0] [00:00.36]Let me tell you about a girl I know [00:06.84]Had a drink about a hour ago [00:48.18]Sitting in a corner by herself in a bar in downtown hell [00:49.41]She heard a noise and she looked through the door [01:24.81]And saw a man she'd never seen before [01:25.59]Light skin light blue eyes a double chin and a plastic smile [01:26.94]Well her heart raced as he walked through the door [01:27.87]And took an empty seat next to her at the bar [01:47.07]My brand new car is parked right outside [02:12.12]How'd ya like to go for a ride [02:29.13]And she saidwait a minute I have to think [02:33.36]He said that's fine [02:33.78]May I please buy you a drink [02:35.49]One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car [02:36.96]And drove someplace real far [02:37.62]Now babe the time has come [02:38.25]How'd ya like to have a little fun [02:46.41]And she said if we could only please be on our way I will not run [02:47.94]That's when things got out of control [02:49.02]She didn't want to he had his way [02:50.22]She said let's go [02:51.06]He said no way [03:20.64]Come on babe it's your lucky day [03:21.30]Shut your mouth were gonna do it my way [03:22.05]Come on baby don't be afraid [03:25.53]If it wasn't for date R**e I'd never get laid [03:32.46]He finished up and he started the car [03:33.33]He turned around and drove back to the bar [03:34.20]He saidnow baby don't be sad in my opinion you weren't half bad [03:35.91]She picked up a rock [03:37.17]Threw it at the car hit him in the head now his got a [03:38.25]Big scar [03:38.52]Come on party people won't you listen to me [03:51.06]Date R**e stylee [03:59.76]The next day she went to her drawer look up her local attorney at law [04:16.50]Went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy's a*s [04:20.79]To court [04:21.02]Well the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed she lies that [04:27.69]Little slut [04:28.02]The judge knew that he was full of s**t and he gave him 25 years [04:39.75]And now his hearted is filled with tears [04:57.48]That night in jail it was getting late [04:58.98]He was butt raped by a large inmate and he screamed [05:01.38]But the guards paid no attention to his cries [05:03.21]That's when things got out of control [05:04.02]The moral of the date R**e story it does not pay to be drunk and horny [05:08.49]But that's the way it had to be [05:09.87]They locked him up and threw away the key [05:10.65]Well I can't take pity on men of his kind [05:11.61]Even though he now takes it in the behind [05:14.13]Date rape [05:15.99]She didn't want to take it