May the Bird of Paradise Fly up Your Nose-Hit Co. Masters

[ti:May the Bird of Paradise Fly up Your Nose] [ar:Hit Co. Masters] [al:Awesome Old Country Music] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]May the Bird of Paradise Fly up Your Nose - Hit Co. Masters [00:06.10]One fine day as [00:07.18]I was a-walkin' [00:08.29]Down the street [00:09.92] [00:10.73]Spied a beggar man [00:11.89]With rags upon his feet [00:15.45]Took a penny from my pocket [00:17.38] [00:18.16]In his tin cup I did drop it [00:21.70]And I heard him say [00:23.18]As I made my retreat [00:26.40]"May the bird of paradise [00:28.28]Fly up your nose" [00:31.06]"May an elephant caress [00:32.68]You with his toes" [00:35.66]"May your wife be plagued [00:37.03]With runners in her hose" [00:40.29]"May the bird of paradise [00:42.21]Fly up your nose" [00:46.84] [00:49.96]The laundry man is [00:51.31]Really on his toes [00:54.26]Found a hundred-dollar bill [00:56.63]Among my clothes [00:59.00]When he called me [00:59.92]I came a-runnin' [01:01.53]Gave him back his dime for phonin' [01:05.33]And I heard him sayin' [01:06.74]As I turned to go [01:09.93]"May the bird of paradise [01:11.94]Fly up your nose" [01:14.57]"May an elephant caress [01:16.44]You with his toes" [01:19.18]"May your wife be plagued [01:20.54]With runners in her hose" [01:23.83]"May the bird of paradise [01:25.69]Fly up your nose" [01:32.55] [01:33.28]I was way behind one day [01:35.46]To catch the train [01:37.73]Taxi driver said "We'll make it [01:39.91]Just the same" [01:42.75]The speed cop made it with us [01:45.16]And as he wrote out the ticket [01:49.27]I stood by politely a-waitin' [01:51.28]For my change [01:53.98]"May the bird of paradise [01:55.87]Fly up your nose" [01:58.65]"May an elephant caress [02:00.46]You with his toes" [02:03.29]"May your wife be plagued [02:04.63]With runners in her hose" [02:07.92]"May the bird of paradise [02:09.81]Fly up your nose" [02:12.33]"May the bird of paradise [02:14.48]Fly up your nose" [02:17.26]"May an elephant caress [02:19.16]You with his toes" [02:21.86]"May your wife be plagued [02:23.31]With runners in her hose"