Harper Valley PTA-The Mick Lloyd Connection

[ti:Harper Valley PTA] [ar:The Mick Lloyd Connection] [al:Golden Oldies] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Harper Valley PTA (PTA哈珀谷) - The Mick Lloyd Connection [00:10.94]I want to tell you all the story [00:12.95]'Bout a Harper Valley widowed wife [00:16.75] [00:19.24]Who had a teenage daughter [00:21.21]Who attended Harper Valley Junior High [00:24.32] [00:27.15]Well her daughter came home one afternoon [00:29.52] [00:30.06]And didn't even stop to play [00:32.79] [00:35.39]And she said "Mom I got a note here [00:37.33]From the Harper Valley PTA" [00:40.91] [00:43.50]Well the note says "Mrs Johnson [00:45.50]You're wearing your dresses way too high [00:48.84] [00:51.77]It's reported you've been drinkin' [00:53.37]And a runnin' 'round with men and goin' wild" [00:57.09] [00:59.60]"And we don't believe you ought to be [01:01.85]A bringin' up your little girl this way" [01:04.77] [01:07.60]And it was signed by the secretary [01:10.28]Harper Valley PTA [01:13.21] [01:15.76]Well it happened that the PTA [01:18.18]Was gonna meet that very afternoon [01:21.14] [01:23.79]And they were sure surprised [01:25.25]When Mrs Johnson wore her [01:27.01]Miniskirt into the room [01:29.20] [01:32.06]And as she walked up to the blackboard [01:34.17]I can still recall the words she had to say [01:37.49] [01:39.97]She said "I'd like to address this meeting [01:42.48]Of the Harper Valley PTA" [01:45.58] [01:48.14]"Well there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there [01:50.59]And seven times he asked me for a date [01:53.94] [01:56.51]And Mrs Taylor sure seems to use a lotta ice [01:59.74]Whenever he's away" [02:02.06] [02:04.37]"And Mr Baker can you tell us [02:06.37]Why your secretary had to leave this town [02:10.02] [02:12.39]And shouldn't widow Jones be told [02:14.34]To keep her window shades all [02:15.98]Pulled completely down " [02:18.10] [02:20.55]"Well Mr Harper couldn't be here [02:22.73]'Cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again [02:26.13] [02:28.67]And if you'll smell Shirley Thompson's breath [02:31.14]You'll find she's had a little nip of gin" [02:34.43] [02:36.76]"And then you have the nerve to tell me [02:39.02]You think that as a mother I'm not fit [02:42.04] [02:44.83]Well this is just a little Payton Place [02:47.35]And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites" [02:50.47] [02:52.99]No I wouldn't put you on [02:54.88]Because it really did it happened just this way [02:58.39] [03:01.06]That day my mama socked it to [03:03.49]The Harper Valley PTA [03:06.83] [03:09.10]That day my mama socked it to [03:11.32]The Harper Valley PTA