All Those Christmas Cliches-Nancy LaMott

[ti:All Those Christmas Cliches] [ar:Nancy LaMott] [al:Just in Time for Christmas] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]All Those Christmas Cliches - Nancy LaMott [00:17.62]I've spent Christmas in Peoria X-mas in Schenectedy [00:23.13] [00:23.87]X-mas in Las Vegas and L A [00:29.02]And I always thought it couldn't matter less [00:34.14] [00:35.76]But lately come December I confess [00:42.62] [00:44.19]I want the tree full of toys and tinsel [00:50.95] [00:51.82]I want the wreath on the red front door [00:57.33]I want the elves in the yard and each [01:02.12]Sentimental card dripping glitter on the floor [01:09.13]I want a roof full of plywood reindeer [01:15.55]I want a road full of horse-drawn sleighs [01:21.84] [01:22.38]All Those Christmas Cliches [01:30.41] [01:32.14]I want the turkey with all the trimmings [01:38.83] [01:39.45]The turkey mom hardly ever made [01:44.25] [01:44.85]I want the gulp and tear at the moment that [01:50.04]I hear Johnny Mathis being played [01:56.36]I want a lake full of perfect skaters [02:02.52]I want that fruit cake with sugar glaze [02:08.29] [02:09.45]All Those Christmas Cliches [02:19.32]Not to mention the snow not to mention the choir [02:30.98]Not to mention the candles in the window [02:37.77] [02:38.40]And chestnuts roasting on the fire [02:44.88] [02:45.47]Inside a house filled with noise and [02:51.17]Laughter along a street bathed in twinkling light [02:58.62]I want the bells and the drums [03:01.95] [03:02.54]Mistletoe and sugar plums and kids to tuck in tight [03:10.07]And as for that guy in the bright red outfit [03:17.80] [03:19.02]Instead of flying off he stays [03:29.88]All Those Christmas Cliches [03:40.66] [03:42.32]I want those overblown corny [03:47.13] [03:47.96]Heartwarming Hallmark Christmas cliches