Wasted (feat. Ajax, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Bukshot, Jahred, Jelly Roll, Lil Wyte, Johnny Richter & Liquid Assassin)-Twiztid

Wasted (feat. Ajax, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Bukshot, Jahred, Jelly Roll, Lil Wyte, Johnny Richter & Liquid Assassin) - Twiztid [Madrox] (Man, I was so drunk last night... I was drinking shots off this fine, young? Mutha*****a, that was me...) [Madrox] (MONOXIDE! ) [Monoxide] I’m gone, but I... (you gone, playa) I mean, I can’t even feel my legs like I’m froze And I wanna get me dome, But I can’t even take her home I wanna go, but my girl keep blowin’ up my phone I don’t give a *****, though Hand me a Dixie cup and a Red Bull And I'mma mix it up with something special to make ya head go Ooo wee ooo wee, ooo wee ooo wee I just found a *****in’ jar of w**d in my car I be rollin’ it, smokin’ it ‘till I’m up in a coma Hopefully I’ll control the speed Roll the window open and get the ***** up out the way ‘Cause I got throw up in the throat again I’m on a potion binge Please quit all “emotionin’” It’s *****in’ with my focus and I really need to see who the ***** it is I’m smokin’ with She’s askin’ me what I wanna do, and I’m hopin’ hit But I’m too gone for this [Chorus - All] Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shrooms Give me molly and 'Bou Lou Jäger Bombs and bong rips Vicodins and that syrup sh*t Come with us and then get undressed See how wasted we can get Come with us and then get undressed See how wasted we can get Get high, get drunk, get high, Get drunk, get high, Get WASTED! Puff, sip, puff, sip, puff, sip, Get WASTED! [Madrox] (Yeah... I ate all the shrooms and I drank a fifth of Jack Daniels... I can’t feel my *****ing hands...) [Madrox] I got a bit of Tanqueray Little bit of Alizé Put it in a cup and I fill it to the brim Bottom to the skies, then I do it all again Drink of champions, tell me who wanna get gin? ‘Cause I showed up drunk Got a wet bar in the back of my truck Crowne, ?, Crystal Head, Seagram’s Gin, Boone’s Farm, ? Get ya cup and shut the ***** We ‘bout to party up And sip and chug and drink ‘Till somebody pass out or throw up Bubble guts, I’m? How many drinks you had tonight? Bartender said that 32 will slur your speech and blur your sight 36 will have you super pissy looking for a fight And 50 will leave you holdin’ the toilet, puking for dear life I grip the grass so my a** don’t fall off the *****in’ planet I’m drunk as ever but the plastered ***** don’t understand it I can’t stand to stand up ‘Bout to piss, I’m pissy drunk Pour the rest of my liquor up into 20 sippy cups Sip it slow and finish up Ain’t no quitter, listen up Party’s paused, but it’s back on The very second I wake up [Chorus - All] Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shrooms Give me molly and 'Bou Lou Jäger Bombs and bong rips Vicodins and that syrup sh*t Come with us and then get undressed See how wasted we can get Come with us and then get undressed See how wasted we can get Get high, get drunk, get high, Get drunk, get high, Get WASTED! Puff, sip, puff, sip, puff, sip, Get WASTED! [Jelly Roll] Man, I woke up still higher than ***** Man, I must have went to sleep with a hell of a buzz Get Twiztid with Twiztid It was ridiculous Went to sleep with a thick ***** Woke up with syphilis Nasty... in every sense of the word Walkin’ in the waffle house about as high as a bird B-b-b- back up off me, ‘cause I might puke And there ain’t no tellin’ what I might do I’m just like you, you’re just like me Is he on some kind of pill? I just might be The room spinnin’, I think it’s time to go Give me a couple seconds, and I might blow [Madrox] (AJAX! ) [Ajax] I’m meetin’ Jerry Bears untill I’m barely there Tripped my nuts off, landed in some chick’s derriere Me and my hash rig make a scary pair Stabbin’ globs on the skillet got these fairies scared Yeah, I’m purple hash wasted Met this junkie hoe Katrina Left the party at her man’s She got drunk and stole the Beamer I looked her in her eyes, said, “Get comfy... hold the weiner” Then we slipped through the hood, Vapin’, bumpin’ Funky Cold Medina It’s ‘Jax, ***** [Madrox] (And it don’t stop! ) Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shrooms Give me molly and 'Bou Lou Jäger Bombs and bong rips Vicodins and that syrup sh*t Come with us and then get undressed See how wasted we can get Come with us and then get undressed See how wasted we can get Get high, get drunk, get high, Get drunk, get high, Get WASTED! Puff, sip, puff, sip, puff, sip, Get WASTED! [Liquid Assassin] Gimme a jug of that Crowne Guzzle that down What’s? I’m trippin’ on that now I can tell by the feeling in my stomach Any little more of something And I’ll be slumping I’ll be hugging that ground Yeah, you can tell that I’m stumbling I don’t know how to act now Had a few too many, bugging the act out Drunk off my a** and I ain’t *****in’ sat down That blurred vision I’m on one and I’m lifted Hit the dank mixed with that drank Like Mad and Mono, I’m Twiztid And I’m gone Not contemplating one conversation Had too much drank Get the ***** out my face, I’m wasted [Madrox] (Ladies and gentlemen... BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE! ) [Blaze Ya Dead Homie] Get basted, tipsy and wasted *****, pop a molly and get ***** You can be my guest on the spaceship We on that DMT with the aliens Let’s get drunk, see double Talk a little sh*t, I wanna start a lot of trouble Burn trees, indeed, top speed, Wanna see everybody turning green [Chorus - All] Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shrooms Give me molly and 'Bou Lou Jäger Bombs and bong rips Vicodins and that syrup sh*t Come with us and then get undressed See how wasted we can get Come with us and then get undressed See how wasted we can get Get high, get drunk, get high, Get drunk, get high, Get WASTED! Puff, sip, puff, sip, puff, sip, Get WASTED! [Jahred] (Bottle of Moët? Check Kilo of coc*ine? Check Box of condoms? Check) [Bukshot] (Bukshot) ***** the bullshit, homie Let’s get wasted Throwing down the hatch and Watch me turn into a spaceship (Blast off) Sippin’ on this liquor got me lifted (Cast off) Talkin’ to a volley ball, I’m Twiztid Pull a pop cup full of vodka in the console My head hurts like Daryl hit me with the crossbow I saw Mono passing bottles like he’s Rondo Jamie hit the bourbon like a Savage, call him Macho Kush in the air, roaches in the ash tray Life ain’t fair, drinkin’ on a rampage Cops ain’t there, so we swervin’ in the fast lane I don’t care, slow motion like I’m Max Payne (Bukshot) In the murder bucket, straight loaded ***** bad *****es in the backseat, folded My team’s reelin', it don’t matter if they hate this Tore up, laughing at you, ***** We’re *****ing wasted [Chorus - All] Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shrooms Give me molly and 'Bou Lou Jäger Bombs and bong rips Vicodins and that syrup sh*t Come with us and then get undressed See how wasted we can get Come with us and then get undressed See how wasted we can get Get high, get drunk, get high, Get drunk, get high, Get WASTED! Puff, sip, puff, sip, puff, sip, Get WASTED! [?] (Hey I’m literally coming down off molly, like right now) [Lil Wyte] I’m in Ann Arbor, Michigan Ratchets all around me OG white kush got the whole room cloudy Smelling like a pound of that sh*t When we walk up in the place Me and Trevor G Taking gram blunts to the face Chugging molly *****tails I’m on my molly game sh*t *****ed up at the hotel Still there ain’t a ***** I can’t hit Got crossed eyeballs I can barely see where I am goin’ Got 2 Xanax bars in my body Now my heart rate is slowin’ But I know I’ll be alright, I do this all the time I actually live the life I rap about In every one of these rhymes Ask Twiztid, they’ll tell ya I’m a crazy mother*****er Abominationz tour every night Lil Wyte was slightly drunker Ha haaa... [Madrox] (Now hell yeah You right Lil Wyte Now roll the mutha*****in’ blunt I’mma pour this mutha*****in’ Crowne We’ll get wasted) [Chorus - All] Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shrooms Give me molly and 'Bou Lou Jäger Bombs and bong rips Vicodins and that syrup sh*t Come with us and then get undressed See how wasted we can get Come with us and then get undressed See how wasted we can get Get high, get drunk, get high, Get drunk, get high, Get WASTED! Puff, sip, puff, sip, puff, sip, Get WASTED! [Johnny Richter] I hear a lot of people jibber jabber About doin’ this or that (Johnny Richter! ) But me, I’m only spittin’ facts (Real knows real) It’s Richter teaming up with Twiztid Twistin’ nothin’ but the biggest Getting’ lifted, we malicious You not smokin’? That’s suspicious Writing rhymes in hieroglyphics Munchin’ brownies, it’s delicious ? that a**, kick that a**, kid I’m losing my mind But with the way I’m looking, ***** it I’ll just cook up some more crack Drinkin’ vodka out the bucket Mixed with h****n and smack Me getting’ sober? That’s hilarious The joke of the year Wrecked over the taste of getting wasted I made it my career [Chorus - All] Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shrooms Give me molly and 'Bou Lou Jäger Bombs and bong rips Vicodins and that syrup sh*t Come with us and then get undressed See how wasted we can get Come with us and then get undressed See how wasted we can get Get high, get drunk, get high, Get drunk, get high, Get WASTED! Puff, sip, puff, sip, puff, sip, Get WASTED! [Jahred] Here we go again I can’t see straight I’m Twiztid off of that Jack Daniels and that purple haze Here we go again I’m *****in’ retarded From that Xanax, that Vicodin, that coc*ine and Bacardi Here we go again I’m *****in’ up again I’m alienating my family and my closest friends I’m wasted Feeling of out place and Falling so hard, so hard, I’m on my face again Puffin’ that green sh*t Sippin’ that mean sh*t Smoking like a lunatic I feel like I’mma win again (Can somebody get the paramedics over here, please? This ni**a doesn’t have a pulse... Can somebody call 911, please? Aw damn...) [Chorus - All] Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shrooms Give me molly and 'Bou Lou Jäger Bombs and bong rips Vicodins and that syrup sh*t Come with us and then get undressed See how wasted we can get Come with us and then get undressed See how wasted we can get Get high, get drunk, get high, Get drunk, get high, Get WASTED! Puff, sip, puff, sip, puff, sip, Get WASTED!