The Real Slim Shady-Halloween Hit Factory

[ti:The Real Slim Shady] [ar:Renegade Hit Makers] [al:Hip Hop - The Party Anthems] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Real Slim Shady - Halloween Hit Factory [00:02.90]May i have your attention please [00:04.03] [00:05.08]May i have your attention please [00:06.22] [00:07.34]Will the real slim shady please stand up [00:09.68]I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up [00:12.18] [00:14.88]We're going to have a problem here [00:15.94] [00:18.68]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before [00:20.09] [00:20.61]Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door [00:23.21]Started whoopin her a** worse than before [00:24.93]They first get divorced throwing her over furniture [00:26.46]It's the return of the [00:27.78] [00:28.43]Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what i think he did did he [00:32.14]And dr dre said [00:33.00]Nothing you idiots dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement [00:36.13] [00:36.89]Feminist women love eminem [00:37.85]Chicka chicka chicka slim shady i'm sick of him [00:40.35]Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what [00:42.50]Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though [00:44.80]Yea i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:47.78]But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms [00:50.23]Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose [00:52.13]But can't but its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose [00:54.58]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips [00:56.98]And if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [00:59.48]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:01.06]And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is [01:03.95]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is [01:05.54]By the time they hit 4th grade [01:06.89]They got the discovery channel don't they [01:08.35]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals [01:10.50]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:11.94]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:13.82]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:16.10]But if you feel like i feel i got the antidote [01:18.06]Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes [01:21.15] [01:22.27]I'm slim shady [01:22.94]Yes i'm the real shady [01:23.92]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [01:26.40]So won't the real slim shady [01:27.63]Please stand up please stand up please stand up [01:31.13]Becuase i'm slim shady [01:32.02]Yes i'm the real shady [01:33.31]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [01:35.56]So won't the real slim shady [01:36.80]Please stand up please stand up please stand up [01:40.12]Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records [01:42.10]Well i do so f**k him and f**k you too [01:44.45]You think i give a damm about a grammy [01:46.44]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me [01:49.09]But slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird [01:51.76]Why so you guys can just lie to get me here [01:53.61]So you can sit me here next to britney spears [01:56.31]Sh*t christina aguilera better switch me chairs [01:57.75]So i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst [02:00.19]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [02:02.64] [02:03.19]Little b**ch put me on blast on mtv [02:05.11]Yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim hehe [02:07.71]I should download her audio on mp3 [02:09.48]And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd [02:12.11]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me [02:15.21]So i've been sent here to destroy you [02:16.72]And theres a million of us just like me [02:18.48]Who cuss like me [02:19.36]Who just don't give a f**k like me [02:20.68]Who dress like me [02:21.63]Walk talk and act like me [02:22.85]It just might be the next best thing [02:24.30]But not quite me [02:25.24]I'm slim shady [02:26.35]Yes i'm the real shady [02:27.43]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [02:29.75]So won't the real slim shady [02:31.54]Please stand up please stand up please stand up [02:34.76]Becuase i'm slim shady [02:35.72]Yes i'm the real shady [02:36.78]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [02:39.22]So won't the real slim shady [02:40.55]Please stand up please stand up please stand up [02:43.98]I'm like a headtrip to listen to [02:45.44]Cause i'm only giving you [02:46.55]Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room [02:48.88]The only difference is i got the balls to say it in front of ya'll [02:52.15]And i don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all [02:53.60]I just get on the mic and spit it [02:55.30]And whether you like to admit it [02:56.53]I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there [02:58.38]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums [03:01.10]Its funny cuz at the rate i'm going when i'm 30 [03:04.11]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty [03:06.69]Pinching nurses asses when i'm jackin off with jergens and i'm jerking [03:09.66]But this whole bag of viagra [03:11.36]And every single person is a slim shady lurkin [03:13.31]He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings [03:15.95]Or in the parking lot circling [03:17.75]Screaming i don't give a f**k [03:18.88]With his windows down and system up [03:20.29]So will the real shady please stand up [03:22.20]And put one of those fingures on each hand up [03:24.08]And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [03:25.96]And one more time loud as you can how does it go [03:28.97] [03:29.58]Cuz i'm slim shady [03:30.54]Yes i'm the real shady [03:31.59]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [03:33.86]So won't the real slim shady [03:35.18]Please stand up please stand up please stand up [03:38.43]Becuase i'm slim shady [03:39.39]Yes i'm the real shady [03:40.47]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [03:43.04]So won't the real slim shady [03:44.47]Please stand up please stand up please stand up