The Humpty Dance-Hit Crew Masters

[ti:The Humpty Dance] [ar:Hit Crew Masters] [al:90's Dance Party Music, Vol. 2] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Humpty Dance - Hit Crew Masters [00:14.20]All right stop whatcha doin' [00:15.46]'Cause I'm about to ruin [00:16.48]The image and the style that ya used to [00:18.65]I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see [00:21.67]So yo world I hope you're ready for me [00:23.53]Now gather round I'm the new fool in town [00:25.79]And my sound's laid down [00:26.95]By the Underground [00:28.23]I drink up all the Hennessey [00:29.58]Ya got on ya shelf [00:30.67]So just let me introduce myself [00:32.81]My name is Humpty [00:34.29]Pronounced with a Umpty [00:35.72]Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee [00:38.52]All the rappers in the And top ten [00:40.39]Please allow me to bump thee [00:41.96]I'm steppin' tall y'all [00:43.68]And just like Humpty Dumpty [00:45.07]You're gonna fall [00:45.87]When the stereos pump me [00:47.19]I like to rhyme I like my beats funky [00:49.53]I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy [00:51.86]I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack [00:54.65] [00:55.16]But sometimes I get ridiculous [00:56.63]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice [00:58.51]Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish [01:00.77] [01:01.34]Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny [01:03.88]It never stopped me from gettin' busy [01:05.88]I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom [01:08.37]I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom [01:10.76]I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee [01:13.48]They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me [01:15.70]I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants [01:17.67]And I even got my own dance [01:19.51]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [01:22.56] [01:25.80]Do the Humpty Hump [01:26.96]Come on and do the Humpty Hump [01:28.63] [01:30.55]Do the Humpty Hump [01:32.28]Just watch me do the Humpty Hump [01:34.22] [01:35.14]Do ya know what I'm doin' [01:36.60]Doin' the Humpty Hump [01:38.06] [01:39.89]Do the Humpty Hump [01:41.28]Do the Humpty Hump [01:42.64] [01:43.19]People say "Yo Humpty [01:44.75]You're really funny lookin'" [01:46.05]That's all right 'cause I get things cookin' [01:48.23]Ya stare ya glare [01:49.37]Ya constantly try to compare me [01:51.43]But ya can't get near me [01:53.07]I give 'em more see and on the floor B [01:55.66]All the girls they adore me [01:57.18]Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere [01:59.79]'Cause in a 69 nose [02:00.82]My will humpty tickle ya rear [02:02.00]My nose is big uh-uh I'm not ashamed [02:04.97]Big like a pickle I'm still gettin' paid [02:06.93]I get laid by the ladies [02:08.27]Ya know I'm in charge [02:09.41]Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large [02:11.56]I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid [02:14.21]I use a word that don't mean nothin' [02:15.73]Like looptid [02:16.49]I sang on do whutcha like and if ya missed it [02:18.88]I'm the one who said just grab [02:20.47]'Em in the biscuits [02:21.56]Also told ya that I like to bite [02:23.28]Well yeah I guess it's obvious [02:24.89]I also like to write [02:25.91]All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance [02:28.26]And now I'm gonna do my dance [02:30.08]The Humpty Dance is your [02:32.11]Chance to do the hump [02:34.16] [02:36.31]Do the Humpty Hump come on [02:38.00]And do the Humpty Hump [02:39.43] [02:41.11]Do the Humpty Hump [02:42.23] [02:42.74]Just watch me do the Humpty Hump [02:44.46] [02:45.73]Do ya know what I'm doin' [02:46.95]Doin' the Humpty Hump [02:48.89] [02:50.50]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [02:53.76] [02:55.19]Oh yeah that's the break y'all [02:56.49]Let me hear a little bit of [02:57.66]That bass groove right here [02:58.76] [03:04.20]Oh yeah Now that I told [03:05.61]Ya a little bit about myself [03:06.71]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance [03:08.95] [03:09.57]It's real easy to do check it out [03:12.30] [03:12.81]First I limp to the side [03:14.06]Like my leg was broken [03:15.35]Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like [03:16.69]I was smokin' [03:17.90] [03:18.42]Crazy wack funky [03:19.44] [03:20.18]People say ya look like M C [03:21.47]Hammer on crack Humpty [03:22.80]That's all right 'cause my body's in motion [03:24.91]It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion [03:27.24]Anyone can play this game [03:29.33]This is my dance y'all Humpty Hump's my name [03:31.65]No two people will do it the same [03:33.89]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain [03:36.56]Humpin' funkin' jumpin' jig around shakin' ya rump [03:40.76]And when the dude a chump pump [03:42.37]Points a finger like a stump [03:43.53]Him step tell off I'm doin' the Hump [03:45.41]The Humpty Dance is your [03:46.98]Chance to do the hump [03:48.82] [03:50.58]Do the Humpty Hump come on [03:53.25]And do the Humpty Hump [03:54.58] [03:56.41]Do the Humpty Hump [03:57.51]Just watch me do the HumpHumpty [03:59.51] [04:01.02]Do ya know what I'm doin' [04:02.27]Doin' the Humpty Hump [04:04.02] [04:05.86]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [04:08.50] [04:09.30]Black people do the Humpty Hump [04:11.49] [04:12.08]Do the Humpty Hump [04:13.23] [04:13.87]White people do the Humpty Hump [04:16.38]Do the Humpty Hump [04:17.87] [04:18.75]Puerto Ricans do the Humpty Hump [04:21.02]Just keep on doin' the hump [04:22.67] [04:23.42]Samoans do the Humpty Hump [04:25.61] do the Humpty Hump [04:27.51] [04:32.53]Let's get stoopid [04:34.03]Do the Humpty Hump [04:35.18]Come on and do the Humpty Hump [04:37.03] [04:38.64]Do the Humpty Hump [04:39.89]Just watch me do the Humpty Hump [04:41.53] [04:43.31]Doin' the Humpty Hump