Kansas City-Joan Roberts

[ti:Kansas City] [ar:Joan Roberts] [al:Rodgers & Hammerstein's 'Oklahoma'] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Kansas City (堪萨斯城) - Joan Roberts [00:04.27]I got to Kansas City on a Frid'y [00:08.08]By Sattidy I larned a thing or two [00:11.83]For up to then I didn't have an idy [00:15.34]Of what the modren world was comin' to [00:19.16]I counted twenty gas buggies goin' by theirsel's [00:22.80]Almost every time I tuk a walk [00:26.61]And then I put my ear to a Bell Telephone and [00:30.32]A strange womern started in to talk [00:33.81]Whut next Yeak whut [00:35.40]Whut next everyone [00:37.46] [00:38.03]Everythin's up to date in Kansas City [00:41.80]They've gone about as fur as they can go [00:45.53]They went and built a skyscraper seven stories high [00:49.43]About as high as a buildin' orta grow [00:52.82] [00:53.43]Everythin's like a dream in Kansas City [00:57.03]It's better than a magic lantern show [01:00.49]You can turn the radiator on [01:02.59]Whenever you want some heat [01:04.55]With every kind of comfort [01:06.17]Every house is all complete [01:08.33]You can walk to privies in the rain [01:10.30]And never wet your feet [01:11.73]They've gone about as fur as they can go [01:14.82]Yes sir [01:15.80]They've gone about as fur as they can go [01:18.73] [02:02.82]Everythin's up to date in Kansas City [02:05.94] [02:06.54]They've gone about as fur as they can go [02:09.70] [02:10.39]They got a big theayter they call a burlesque [02:14.32]Fer fifty cents you can see a dandy show [02:17.78] [02:18.47]One of the gals was fat and pink and pretty [02:22.06]As round above as she was round below [02:25.22] [02:25.73]I could swear that she was padded [02:27.53]From her shoulder to her heel [02:29.87]But latter in the second act when she began to peel [02:33.78]She proved that ev'rythin' [02:35.20]She had was absolutely real [02:37.22]She went about as fur as she could go [02:40.34]Yes sir [02:41.64]She went about as fur as she could go