Without Me-Best Of Hits

Two trailer park girls go round the outside Round the outside round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside Round the outside round the outside Guess who's back Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back guess who's back Guess who's back guess who's back Guess who's back guess who's back Guess who's back Hum I've created a monster Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady I'm chopped liver Well if you want Shady This is what I'll give ya A little bit of w**d mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital By the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rockin' the table While he's operatin' You waited this long now stop debating Cause I'm back I'm on the rag and ovu-lating I know that you got a job Ms Cheney But your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be Or let me be me so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty without me So come on and dip rum on your lips F**k that cum on your lips And some on your tits And get ready Cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits F**k you debbie Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cause we need a little controversy Cause it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cause we need a little controversy Cause it feels so empty without me Little Hellions kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents Still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'Til someone comes along on a mission And yells bitch A visionary vision of scary Could start a revolution Pollutin' the airwaves A rebel so just let me revel and bask In the fact that I got everyone Kissin' my ass And it's a disaster such a castastrophe For you to see so damn much of my ass You asked for me Well I'm back na na na na na na Fix your damn antenna tune it in And then I'm gonna Enter in in the front of your skin Like a splinter The center of attention back for the winter I'm interesting the best thing since wrestling Investing in your kid's ears and nesting Testing attention please Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents my two cents is free A nuisance who sent You sent for me Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cause we need a little controversy Cause it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cause we need a little controversy Cause it feels so empty without me A-tisket a-tasket I go tit for tat with Anybody who's talking this s**t that shit Chris Kirkpatrick You can get your ass kicked Worse than them little Limp Bizket bastards And Moby You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag blow me You don't know me you're too old let go It's over nobody listen to techno Now let's go just gimme the signal I'll be there With a whole list full of new insults I been d**e suspenseful with a pencil Ever since Prince turned himself Into a symbol But sometimes the s**t just seems Everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting But it's just me I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley To do black music so selfishly And used it to get myself wealthy There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty without me Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cause we need a little controversy Cause it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cause we need a little controversy Cause it feels so empty without me Chem-hie-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la Chem-hie-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la