Merry Christmas From The Family (as made famous by Montgomery Gentry)-The Merry Christmas Players

[ti:Merry Christmas From The Family (as made famous by Montgomery Gentry)] [ar:The Merry Christmas Players] [al:Country Christmas Super Hits] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Merry Christmas From The Family (as made famous by Montgomery Gentry) - The Merry Christmas Players [00:21.56]Mom got drunk and dad got drunk at our christmas party [00:28.22] [00:29.87]We was drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog [00:36.60] [00:38.24]Little sister brought her new boyfriend [00:41.44] [00:42.47]He was a mexican [00:45.74] [00:46.42]We didn't know what to think of him until he sang [00:51.46]Feliz navidad feliz navidad [00:56.89] [01:03.32]Brother ken brought his kids with him [01:06.31] [01:07.34]The three from his first wife lynn [01:10.56] [01:11.46]And the two identical twins from his second wife mary nell [01:19.07] [01:20.02]Of course he brought his new wife kay [01:25.24]Who talks all about aa [01:27.49] [01:28.18]Chainsmoking while the stereo plays noel noel [01:35.01]The first noel [01:37.13] [01:45.11]Carve the turkey [01:46.04]Turn the ball game on [01:48.19] [01:49.03]It's margaritas when the eggnog's gone [01:52.11] [01:53.25]Send somebody to the quickpak store [01:56.47] [01:57.38]We need some ice and an extension cord [02:00.58] [02:01.60]A bag of lemons and some diet rites [02:04.86] [02:05.59]A box of tampons some marlboro lights [02:09.06] [02:10.04]Hallelujah everybody say cheese [02:13.17]Merry christmas from the family [02:18.58] [02:26.74]Fred and rita drove from harlingen [02:29.88] [02:30.83]I can't remember how i'm kin to them [02:34.15] [02:34.91]But when they tried to plug their motor home in [02:38.02]They blew our christmas lights [02:42.32] [02:43.30]Cousin david knew just what went wrong [02:47.33]So we all waited out on our front lawn [02:50.65] [02:51.63]He threw a breaker and the lights came on [02:54.82]And we sang silent night silent night oh holy night [03:05.41] [03:08.58]Carve the turkey turn the ball game on [03:11.64] [03:12.50]Make bloody mary's [03:13.45]Cause we all want one [03:15.61] [03:16.74]Send somebody to the stop 'n go [03:20.11] [03:21.08]We need some celery and a can of fake snow [03:24.24] [03:25.14]A can of bean dip and some diet sprites [03:28.63] [03:29.24]A box of midol some salem lights [03:32.69] [03:33.55]Halleluja everybody say cheese [03:36.77]Merry christmas from the family [03:45.48] [03:49.30]Feliz navidad