Funky Cold Medina-Friday Night At The Movies

[ti:Funky Cold Medina] [ar:Friday Night At The Movies] [al:High School Movies Collection - Music From: Can't Hardly Wait] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Funky Cold Medina - Friday Night At The Movies [00:57.76]I dig it [01:02.01]Go cooling at a bar [01:03.67]And I'm looking for some action [01:05.64]But like Mick Jagger said [01:07.04]I can't get no satisfaction [01:08.29] [01:09.40]The girls are all around [01:11.15]But none of them wanna get wit' me [01:13.09]My threads are fresh and I'm lookin deaf [01:14.93]Yo what's up with L-O-C [01:16.97]The girls are all jocking [01:18.63]At the other end of the bar [01:20.59]Drinking with some no name chump [01:22.44]When they know that I'm the star [01:24.25]So I got up and strolled over [01:26.13]To the other side of the cantina [01:28.04]I asked the guy why you so fly [01:29.97]He said funky cold medina [01:30.75]Funky cold medina [01:31.23] [01:46.85]This brother told me a secret [01:48.42]On how to get more chicks [01:49.48] [01:50.21]Put a little medina in your glass [01:52.24]And the girls'll come real quick [01:54.13]It's better than any alcohol [01:55.78]Or aprhodisiac [01:57.91]A couple of sips of this love potion [01:59.70]And she'll be on your lap [02:01.49]So I gave some to my dog [02:03.38]When he began to beg [02:05.21]And then he licked his bowl [02:06.19]And he looked at me [02:07.41]And did the wild thing on my leg [02:09.03]He used to scratch and bite me [02:10.87]Before he was much much meaner [02:11.91] [02:12.61]But now all the poodles run to my house [02:14.53]For the funky cold medina [02:17.38]Y'know what I'm saying [02:19.01]I got every dog in my neighborhood [02:20.23]Breaking down my door [02:22.28]I got Spuds McKenzie [02:22.99] [02:23.87]Alex from Stroughs [02:24.40] [02:25.29]They won't leave my dog alone [02:26.57]With that Medina pal [02:31.43]I went up to this girl [02:32.98]She said ＂Hi my name is Sheena＂ [02:35.01]I'd thought she'd be good to go [02:36.24]With a little funky cold medina [02:37.38] [02:38.73]She said ＂I'd like a drink＂ [02:40.35]I said hmm OK I'll go get it [02:41.65] [02:42.31]And then a couple of sips [02:43.41]She cold licked her lips [02:44.40]And I knew that she was wit' it [02:46.26]So I took her to my crib [02:48.04]Everything went as well as planned [02:49.81]But when she got undressed [02:51.09]It was a big ol' mess [02:51.98]Sheena was a man [02:53.54]So I threw him out [02:54.34]I don't fool around [02:55.18]With no Oscar Mayer Weiner [02:57.30]You must be sure you're girl is pure [02:58.90]For the funky cold medina [03:02.50]Y'know what a man [03:05.60]This is the eighties [03:06.20]And the Loc is down wit' the ladies [03:07.28] [03:15.09]Break it down [03:15.53] [03:46.14]Black in the saddle [03:47.68]Lookin' for a little affection [03:49.56]I took a shot as a contestant [03:51.27]On the Love Connection [03:51.99] [03:53.43]The audience voted [03:53.91] [03:54.76]And y'know they picked a winner [03:56.23] [03:56.95]I took my date to the Hilton [03:58.48]For medina and some dinner [04:00.66]She had a few drinks [04:01.58] [04:02.20]I'm thinking soon what I'll be getting [04:04.31]Instead she started talking about [04:06.23]Plans for our wedding [04:07.06] [04:07.99]So I grabbed my coat and [04:10.07]Said ＂Baby I'll be seeing ya＂ [04:12.16]That's why I found you don't fool around [04:13.72]With the funky cold medina [04:16.95]Y'know what I'm sayin' [04:18.69]That medina's a monster [04:20.65]Funky cold medina